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Jousting is the act of two homosexual men trying to assert their dominance. Both men having erections charge at one another penis first. Whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in sex first. It is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor, shoot on decision making in bed.
Kevin: "It's my time to shine! This time I'm going to be on top!"
Brett: "Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "Not this time! Get ready... On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"
by Doug Waldman December 02, 2013
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When two naked men with erections run straight at each other really fast, the first one to cry loses.
Man Bill and I were jousting so hard last night I almost split my ball sack
by serodino May 08, 2007
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As your hitting it from the back, reach around and pull back your testicles, creating a fully extended boner, and joust your way to victory.
I had to start jousting that girl last night, my regular boner wasn't doing the trick.
by RawDiggitty February 04, 2010
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A medieval sport where two men ride at each other on horseback wielding a large pole.
Henry VIII enjoyed jousting with Phillip
by Tingwallerwaller February 13, 2008
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When two circumsized men with erections smash their penis heads into each other much like rams do. The act is said to bring heightened sexual orgasm.
Eric and Mark loved getting together in the old warehouse and having a good old fashioned jousting match. Mark loved the feel of Eric's slippery slimey precum as their pee holes kissed each other.
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Sex while standing up. The man runs as fast as he can before penetrating the women, using his penis like a lance. The women can run from the opposite direction but this is optional.
"The wife let me try jousting her last night"
"Be careful man, that can cause internal bleeding"
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when a man runs towards a woman lying on a bed with her legs spread and penetrates her
Dude i was jousting this bitch last night but i missed once or twice
by knaitlyn August 28, 2008
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