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To go hill walking with platonic male friends all the while exchanging jokes about rimming, sodomy and friends who may or may not be serial murderers. Usually takes place on a Sunday afternoon. Peter: "Hey John, the weather looks alright outside, fancy going jousting this afternoon."
John: "Yeah that sounds good. I have access to the Freestyler this afternoon so I'll pick you up around 1pm" |
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As your hitting it from the back, reach around and pull back your testicles, creating a fully extended boner, and joust your way to victory. I had to start jousting that girl last night, my regular boner wasn't doing the trick.
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When two naked men with erections run straight at each other really fast, the first one to cry loses. Man Bill and I were jousting so hard last night I almost split my ball sack
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A medieval sport where two men ride at each other on horseback wielding a large pole. Henry VIII enjoyed jousting with Phillip
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Sex while standing up. The man runs as fast as he can before penetrating the women, using his penis like a lance. The women can run from the opposite direction but this is optional. "The wife let me try jousting her last night"
"Be careful man, that can cause internal bleeding" |
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A competition between males, usually in clubs or bars with plenty of females (preferably not swamp donkeys) that takes being a man whore to a whole new level.
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when a man runs towards a woman lying on a bed with her legs spread and penetrates her Dude i was jousting this bitch last night but i missed once or twice
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The poking of an awning or other shelter from underneath with a pole or a shaft to drain water collected during rain After the shower, waiters from inside the sidewalk restaurants were seen jousting the awnings.
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