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Glasgow (Scotland) slang for an annoying, uncooperative person.
"I'm on deadline and he hasn't given me those reports yet. He's a pure jouster by the way"!
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The anti gay way to joust.

Two men running at each other with long poles riding horses, please don't come on.


Gay: "Joust"

(A combat between two mounted knights or men-at-arms using lances; a tilting match.)

Anti Gay: "joust'er"

Middle English, from Old French juste, from juster, to joust, from Vulgar Latin *iûxtâre, to be next to, from Latin iûxtâ, close by; see yeug- in Indo-European roots.
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A slang term given to a male homosexual, to describe the physical act of a male jousting with another male using their penises.
Ryan: Have you ever seen one of your friends penises?

Me: No?! WTF?!

(Later)

Joel: Have you spoken to Ryan recently?

Me: Yeah. He asked me if I'd seen your penis the other day. I think he might be gay, he sounds like a right little Jouster.
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