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Using ones erect penis against another person or friend with an erect penis and running at full speed at each other and whoever gets stabbed by the erect penis loses.
"Oh man my stomach has an enormous bruise from when your dick hit me at our last jousting session"

"Fuck dude my black eye isn't getting much better from jousting last friday"
by Negro Flakes March 03, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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i will joust you!
by drew May 02, 2003
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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17
The act of two people whipping out their dick and fighting each other only using the dick.
Best Friend 1 - Hey dude want to joust in my room?
Best Friend 2 - Sure I'm going to shrek you!
by TheJouster9/11 June 21, 2016
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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18
when your girl is on her hands and knees and you run full force with your boner and ram her in the ass.
by Rayne95 December 29, 2014
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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To have sex with a girl from a less developed/backwards country.
Do you speak english? Yes? Your a good 5/10, let's joust.
by Rild June 23, 2014
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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20
Raul was jousting in paul's computer.
by ITfag July 11, 2008
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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21
An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.
Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.
by TrevorK89 April 25, 2015
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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