The only indisputable way to determine who's penis is larger. This is done by having the two men in question drop trousers, achieve full erections and walk slowly towards one another (slightly off-center). Whichever person's erection touches the other person first truely has a larger penis.
Mike and Eric were arguing about who's penis was bigger, so they had a joust to settle it once and for all.
by Miles Amodeo July 02, 2008
A boy or girl who repetively talks to a person on the internet or phone texting while indirectly leading them on. The person may seem like they care when talking in writing but in in reality, when you ask them if they want to hang out or go somewhere, whether it be face to face or over the phone; there immediate response is "NO!", and they are a Joust. Some people commonly used Bagarble as a term to replace Joust.

Ex. Boy: I asked her to go the the movies but she begarbled me, and turned me down.

Usage- That girl is a Joust for turning me down.

Phone Text

Boy: Hey want to hang out sometime?!
Girl: Yea! Maybe next weekend!


Boy: Hey want to see a movie?
Girl: NO, I cant.
by David Keller January 01, 2008
To have sex with a girl from a less developed/backwards country.
Do you speak english? Yes? Your a good 5/10, let's joust.
by Rild June 23, 2014
A term originated from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, Australia, meaning to reproduce with a female in a public arena. The term is derived from the medievil jousting contest, which was a public affair, viewed by thousands.
"Uh Steve, what were you doing in the park at 5 in the morining?"
"Jousting with Lenore"
by Bsyw October 23, 2006
When you get a boner while riding a bicycle.
Frank, the bike messenger, was couldn't help but joust when he saw a hot latina chick in a thong walk down the street.
by Strider51 April 26, 2010
sexual intercourse, or euphemism for it.
I am going to joust her.
by Chris Manley February 26, 2008
1. v. to contest a matter of controversy
2. n. the contest itself, consisting of the best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors




2. ANYTHING may be jousted (even what you had for lunch)

3. if you call "no joust" after you say something, it cannot be jousted.

4. you CAN NOT "joust" a "no joust" call

5. Procedure is thus: A) someone says something B) someone calls "joust" or "no joust" C) If "joust" is called, proceed to step E D) if "no joust" is called, NOTHING HAPPENS E) After "joust" is called, immediately begin to farkle best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors F) when the winner is determined, the "joust" is over, and the winner is determined to be correct.

6. After the joust, the loser must verbally submit to the outcome, and declare it to be truth.
"Keanu Reeves is the worst actor in the world."


"Harrison Ford is the best actor in the world. No joust!"
by Division By Zorro December 26, 2003

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