To take a situation in which another party can benefit, and make sure the other party does not benefit in anyway. To take someones situation in the palm of your hand and screw it up.
Josh: Dog I was getting some from that girl, and you texted me that you were leaving the party with or without me and your my ride home and were 4 hours away from home. Your such a jouster.
by Robbiculous July 23, 2009
A contest held to find out, between two men whose penis is bigger. two men start at opposite ends of the room and run at eachother with thier penis aiming not drectly at the other mans dick but slightly to the side, the man to get hit first looses, for the reason that he/she has a smaller penis
Yo josh wanna joust? Josh: sure bro, Shawg guy looks like you have the smaller penis
by Mayur03 October 24, 2010
Verb- To Joust:
a.To screw someone over.
b.To overdo something.
c.To want something really bad.

"Dog you really jousted me on that dub sack, It was like a bowl and a half at best"

"Your two hours late, why'd you joust me like that?"
by Raabbdogg April 08, 2009
1. A medieval contest of arms wherein two knights, each armed with a lance and mounted on his noble destrier, ride hellbent at one another with the objective of poking the other fellow with the tip of their lance.

2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.
1. Sir Lancelot was unbeatable in the joust.

2. The two porn actors had a joust in her juicy pussy.
by Figleaf23 January 19, 2009
A sleezy sexual act.
"Man, you just joust that bitch in my bedroom?"
by Beast Mode March 09, 2005
to give "head".... best if used on friends
"damn Yvonne Tran, ur mom jousted me so hard yesterday... i cant even walk straight."

"HEY EVERYONE, Yvonne Tran jousted me and my dad"

"Joust or What?!?"
by Bob Dole January 11, 2005
To bang or have sex with.
Dang that chick is hot I would like to joust her.
by SinneR'sLair July 26, 2008
The only indisputable way to determine who's penis is larger. This is done by having the two men in question drop trousers, achieve full erections and walk slowly towards one another (slightly off-center). Whichever person's erection touches the other person first truely has a larger penis.
Mike and Eric were arguing about who's penis was bigger, so they had a joust to settle it once and for all.
by Miles Amodeo July 02, 2008

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