The only indisputable way to determine who's penis is larger. This is done by having the two men in question drop trousers, achieve full erections and walk slowly towards one another (slightly off-center). Whichever person's erection touches the other person first truely has a larger penis.

A contest held to find out, between two men whose penis is bigger. two men start at opposite ends of the room and run at eachother with thier penis aiming not drectly at the other mans dick but slightly to the side, the man to get hit first looses, for the reason that he/she has a smaller penis

Verb- To Joust:
a.To screw someone over.
b.To overdo something.
c.To want something really bad.

1. A medieval contest of arms wherein two knights, each armed with a lance and mounted on his noble destrier, ride hellbent at one another with the objective of poking the other fellow with the tip of their lance.

2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.

to give "head".... best if used on friends

A sleezy sexual act.

A boy or girl who repetively talks to a person on the internet or phone texting while indirectly leading them on. The person may seem like they care when talking in writing but in in reality, when you ask them if they want to hang out or go somewhere, whether it be face to face or over the phone; there immediate response is "NO!", and they are a Joust. Some people commonly used Bagarble as a term to replace Joust.