Top definition
A Jushe is a jewish douche. Most commonly used as an insult. You know your a Jouche when you have no friends. Or if you wear socks with sandles and have an afro/mullet thing on your head.
Jack- Hey Mike, are you going to Timmy's barmitsfa?

Mike- No,Timmy is a Jouche.

Jack- Ya, he is.

Mike- Haha, who gives a rats ass if he is becoming a man?

Jack- Haha, not me, he will be a man when he gets fucking hair on his nuts.
by MoldyNutCheese March 27, 2009
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
2
a word me and my friends made up today a Jewish douche (a cheap useless person) (we made it up cuz I was rlly tired and we were playing b ball and I tried to say douche but said jouche)
me: "what a jouche he stole my cheeseitz then chewed them up and spit them in my face!" ... Friend: " Ya! What a jouche!"
by HinesWARDx86x April 06, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
3
A nickname for a douche with their name starting with a J. For example: Joey, or Jacob Sartorious.
"Why didn't Jouche turn up to school today?"
Or "Fuck off Jouche."
by Hoony1001 March 02, 2017
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush