Your mother's cunt. A derogatory Afrikaans phrase used throughout South Africa. Can be highly insulting to a stranger, but oddly endearing among friends.

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by Kobus Visagie February 23, 2004
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A sentence in Afikaans usually used as a diss towards another person.
It translates to, "Your mother's puss"
Some dude, "Wow dude you suck dick at CoD"
Other dude, "Jou Ma Se Poes!"
by GragMasool August 23, 2016
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A friendly way of greeting someone in Afrikaans, a language popular in southern Africa.
Person 1: Jou ma se poes
Person 2: Jou ma se poes ook!
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Commonly refer to someone less than you when you are in trouble or a fight. Frequently used by the coloured people of South Africa when they are drunk, in a battle of words or just referring to a loved one.
by notyouraveragec January 27, 2023
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"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase
Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond
by Deezos March 10, 2009
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