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57.
A person who has a very hard time accomplishing any normal every day activities.
Hey mom, Joshua is drowning in the laundry machine again.
Joshua, are you sane yet?
-Steve: Hey Stan, you better not pull a Joshua again.
-Stan: What?
by Hugh G. Johnson May 31, 2007
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58.
its root has said to come from the deep south mostly referring to people who fornicate with barnyard animals, and the like. Cause of is usually because of extremely small penis

A man, dim wit, who chooses the life of complete mediocrity,

A man who refuses to provide for his family
"get that joshua off that cow"

"he wants to be a bricklayer, what a joshua"

"man my family is starving, I am such a joshua"
by reallyawesom MAN February 03, 2010
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59.
A small town in Texas, about 45 mintues Southwest of Dallas. The vast majority of the patrons in Joshua are football-obsessed, culturally/politically retarded, mindblowingly-moronic hicks who should be shot
Do you know that one town? Joshua? Yea. It totally sucks.
by soadluvr8 October 18, 2008
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60.
A dick, someone who will do anything to get laid.
Joshua will get married for his money, nerd, and his wife will leave him for a monkey's ass. :]
joshua: I LIKE MATH.
wife: oh, I'm leaving you.
monkey: EH EH OH OH AHHHH.
wife : for him, the monkey sexy monkey.
by --.\-.--\..-\------.. May 01, 2009
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61.
A big blonde kid who has hot broad shoulders, cracks dirty jokes, and is real loud. Hes a madass DJ and is really really tall.
He is also racist and sexist.
"OMG FULLY SICK"
"Trust joshua."
by sim the muztek August 26, 2008
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62.
a person who is lanky and likes to suck lollipops
your such a joshua !
by aeejay January 16, 2009
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63.
A boyfriend that constantly nit picks at everything you do wrong and complains everyday all day.
Joshua: "Why is there a spot on the floor? You always do things half ass"
by Riotchick March 20, 2009
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