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Joshua is Perfection. He never seizes to make his girl smile :) He's a real man ;) He's always there for you, no matter how bad you've messed up. He knows how to treat a girl right and make her happy no matter what. Joshua is every girl's dream guy. And any girl who gets to live that dream is the luckiest girl alive! Joshua is absolutely amazing! <3 Xx
I want Joshua to BE MINE ! <3
by Dayna <3 April 11, 2011
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Funniest most intoxicating man you'll ever meet. They are often majestic and rare. Found in the oddest places. They can make your heart stop.
¨Joshua, I can't believe you did that¨ Said the girl laughing
by Wikeffa Rashon February 22, 2014
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Person responsible for a database; a database guy.
He who supplies vital information on names, numbers and addresses in relation to people of interest in any given field.
Skilled worker trained in the up-keep of databases.
Our Joshua should have backed up all the latest contact information.

Check with the Joshua before you send out those invites.
by FtotheB September 15, 2011
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Joshua is an awesome personage, who rules all the adorable otters that he can find.

A Joshua is very cool, who prefers to not be anpimmelted in IRC.
Someone who's Joshua would love Ska/Punk music and would hate My Chemical Romance.
Omg! He's so Joshua!
by Stalker_ October 28, 2008
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Joshua is that type of guy you've always been looking he is sexy kind, loyal, dedicated, focused, honest, flexible, outgoing, trustworthy, and has a nice haircut and also likes to cook for the ladies and a lot more. Joshua Dresses extremely cool and doesn't care about what he is wearing as long as he likes it! people can never quite put their finger on joshua as he has no image he does portray any stereotypes but also doesn't dress normal because joshua dresses super cool and unique and looks after himself too the MAX. Some People say to joshua that he dresses too crazy or take the piss out of what he is wearing! these people are normally guy men and they fancy joshua. Joshua has quite a crazy personality, he is just too crazy for anyone when he meets people their always like ' you're just too crazy josh, I've never met someone like you in my life ' then they normally end up kissing me! WATCHOUT! Joshua also uses unique phrases like WATCHOUT whenever he does something good or hooks up with a lady! He is also extremely good in the bedroom WATCHOUT with this guy cause bang you into the 1960s, seriously joshua is so good most girls split up with him after they have sex because the noises and faces they make! So if you ever hookup with a Joshua You better be ready cause he will make you say 'disfsjkfhutrengugfegrwerjkethwisiejdiwjjeuuwjkjdiswekdojfejfgbhrhdsfakjk\lihf;ifhixgjhjgregjrhghjggrhghlhkrghkrggjrghrkgrgkjgjhghjgjhgrkgkrlgghkrgljlherg' Mainly located in Salford.
Jess: OMG! IT'S JOSHUA!

James: You better watch out Jess or he will bang you into the 1960s or even worse THE 90S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jess: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh " Runs in the opposite direction of Joshua "

Joshua: Oops!...I did it again

I played with your heart, got lost in the game

Oh baby, baby

Oops!...You think I'm in love

That I'm sent from above

I'm not that innocent....
by jimws February 01, 2014
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That guy is such a Joshua
by p00509 April 13, 2016
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A Joshua is cool and vey sexy. Joshuas can be tough, but complete sweethearts at the same time. A Joshua is very funny, and passionate about music and knows what he wants in life. Joshuas are very squishable and his smile makes everyone happy. A Joshua is an amazing kisser and the most honest, trustworthy person anyone will ever meet. Joshuas have unreal swag and is wavy. Although Joshuas are very cool, they all want to be as cool as a Laurissa.

A Joshua will only fall in love with a Laurissa.
"My boyfriend is such a Joshua"

"Did you see how much swag that guy has? That must be a Joshua"

cool swag wavy
by lautass December 11, 2010
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