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11.
to dump the long time girlfriend unexpectedly for a hot new proposition and then dissapearing for long amounts of time
Dude, he joshed that girl hardcore for emily, she never saw that shit coming!
by Mr. Bagels May 04, 2005
 
1.
When you cum without touching yourself...
Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.

Guy2: I know! Same here man!

Girl overhearing convo: EWWW
by TheNoTouchyCummer October 12, 2009
 
2.
Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
by SoAn14 December 07, 2010
 
3.
Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.
Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>
by $e9a April 07, 2009
 
4.
To be stared at by a ginger. Usually in a creepy way
Grant got joshed in class today

"Daniel joshed my little sister"
by Jackhammer300 April 15, 2014
 
5.
Verb

When another person starts talking about their last partner while getting intimate.
Oh snap, you got joshed bro!
by ArchosDome October 05, 2010
 
6.
The act of befriending a male in order to establish a relationship with a friend or acquaintance he has contact with.
"I've been Joshed! It turns out that the new girl Kathy was friendly to me, just to get to my friend Kosta."

“I’m sorry Mark that I kept my relationship with your friend Spiro a secret, we wanted to wait and see if the relationship became serious before we told you. I just don’t want you to feel that you were Joshed.”
by P&B February 02, 2007
 
7.
i.e. "high." when you have smoked too much weed and therefore are Joshed.
"im so Joshed right now." "let's go get Joshed"
by au9hbfua9dh January 08, 2008