| 1. | Josh Katz | ||
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Noun-form:
(Josh Katz, Katz) Coolest cat in all of Chicago. Josh has sandy-blond hair, bright blue eyes and enjoys long walks on the beach. Josh is a closet-homosexual (not anymore!). When it comes to hopscotch and skipping rope, there is no greater champ than Josh. He can Double Dutch like a Harlem negro girl and hopscotch like the neighborhood pedophile (which is what he is). Warning: Contains 50% judaism. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Verb-form: To Josh Katz is to: 1. Be gay. 2. Fail epicly 3. Talk about a penis you don't have. 4. Have 0 friends. 5. Beat up 5+ guys with your face tied behind your back. 6. Try to give someone surprise butt sex. 7. Any mix of obscene actions/gestures which do harm to others but bring pleasure to the Inner-Katz in you To Josh Katz can also be referred to as: Katzin' Out Freein the Katz Katztrate Droppin The Soap NiHao (Some Bitches) Noun-Form:
I saw this little girl skippin' rope like a Katz the other day, man. My neighbor is a registered sex offender... He's the Josh Katz on the street... ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Verb-Form: So I was surrounded by 83 guys, all carrying spoons and wearing helmets(!)... so i just said... What Would Josh Katz Do.. So I tied my face behind my back and Katz'd Out on those mofos So I logged onto WoW and entered a raid party and started to NiHao Some Bitches My friend tried to Katz me when I dropped the soap, so I Katztrated him. |
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