(n). 1. a luxurious display of impeccable attributes or intrinsic allure

2. paradox and/or quagmire
3. superlative and/or transcendental sarcasm


The term 'Josephines' originated in Washington DC among a group of graduate students visiting from the Southern United States. It can be heard at most major lounges and universities which have had contact with its originators. The term originated from ongoing extortionate visits to Josephine's DC which were both innocence and mayhem at the same time. The term 'Josephines' has spawned several colloquial variations since it's inception, albeit the definitions listed here are the most agreed upon.

However, to reflect the changing nature of the human experience, the term Josephines encompasses a degree of uncertainty which correlates to life itself. Because of this, the term Josephines can mean anything and or everything.
1. Guy "Yo, this new car I copped is strait Josephines yo"
Guy #2 "Liar, you know damn well you can't no afford Josephines level stuff!"

2. "Girl, I can't see you anymore because my wife is onto us. It's some strait Josephines stuff going on at my house which makes me upset when I think about it. "

3. "I went over to Tariq's house last night, his sister was strait Josephines man. I'd still mess with her even if she has that acne and that arm hair issue."
by Hazrat Last-Call September 22, 2009
Top Definition
a sexy chic woman who loves fashion. her smile always gets the guys attention.
He has a huge crush on this josephine girl
by scarlet_1230rer May 29, 2009
The most amazing girl in the world.
Not only amazing, but: beautiful, hot, sexy, funny, cool, fun to hang out with, trust worthy, a complete turn on, and just so love-able

Without her the world would a place not worth living.

She will love you forever no matter what.
(Boy): !!! there goes Josephine!
(Boy2): Oh my god! she is soo hot!!
(Boy): i just wanna eat her up!
(Boy3): .....
(Boy2): umm.. Boy 3?
(Boy3): ...What?
(Boy2): are u masturbating under the table?
(Boy3): god damn it...
by ~Zucchini~ December 02, 2010
Someone who is short in stature but makes up for it in passion and heart. Who loves her friends and having fun, but also staying in with a book. A big romantic, she will spend her life looking for that one special guy. Once she finds him, she will never let him go.
Josephine loves the arts, and loves to be surrounded by children and animals.

A Josephine is someone who will change your life for the better and will always be there for you.
-"I have the most amazing, caring friend in the world!"
-"Wow, she must be a Josephine!"
by TimTom21009 March 04, 2012
Josephine the best friend a person could have! She is usually blonde.. She has a great humor and is really pretty. She sometimes is insecure but lots of guys are dying to go out with her. At first when you meet her she is shy but when you get to know her she is Wild! She is the sweetest person ever!
Person1: I was with Josephine yesterday, we jumped in a cab and told the driver to follow the car in front of us! Dayumm this girl is wild!
by Itsnaomibitch September 09, 2012
The sassiest sass queen to ever walk this earth. Everyone should bow down to her sassiness. She speaks the truth that every peasant is too afraid to say. Those who are friends with Josephine are the coolest because they're awesome enough to be friends with the sassiest sass queen to ever walk this earth. Everyone else is a peasant.
Bitch 1: OMG Josephine is SO MEAN.
Bitch 2: OMG I KNOW.
Awesome friend of Josephine: She is the SASSIEST SASS QUEEN TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH. Get it RIGHT.
by lalalalala1234 April 07, 2014
A wonderful song by The Wallflowers.
So Josephine came on the radio last night, & it made me think about you hardcore.
by Psh!Nicole. April 12, 2008
A hollow-stem champagne coupe.
Named in honor of the late Empress Josephine, in reflection of the commitment to elegance and aesthetics at the expense of practicality.
I know it's not as practical as drinking champagne from a flute, but damned if I don't prefer a josephine just because it's so pretty.
by nadarine January 10, 2011

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