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Joesph Kony is a Ugandan military leader.

This dickhead is known for abducting children and making girls into sex slaves. And for boys, into child soldiers, forcing them to kill their own parents.

He has taken in more than 30000 children and has been getting away with it for 26 years now.

This idiot does this because he can and because he has the power to do so.

Look up the viral video "Kony 2012".

It shows how you can help this motherfucker end up in hell quicker with all his friends like Adolf Hitler, Osama, Kim Jong-Il, Pol Pot, and Joseph Stalin.

Look up "Kony 2012" on youtube now!
Dude#1: Joseph Kony is such a manwhore
Dude #2: I know eh, he had more than 60 wives, and has more than 40 children.
Dude #1: Maybe Kony's children should kill his own douchebag dad.
Dude #2: Fuck no, we get Kony and have blue whale penises shove up his ass and his mouth and make him drown in whale jizz and die.
Dude #1: Dude, that is cruel... Having innocent whales shove their dicks up some prick, and having their children suffer in the mouth of Kony.
by Water tastes good March 08, 2012
Horrible Man Who Is In Africa Who Abducts Children & Turns Them Into Killers. He Makes The Girls Sex Slaves & Turns The Boys In To Warriors. He Forces Them To Kill There Own Parents, And Mess Up People Faces, And Kill People. He Has A HUGE Army Of These Children And We HAVE To Stop Him. Its Getting Out Of Control. HELPPP !!!!!!
Go To Youtube And Type In KONY 2012 And Click On The One With The Earth ! Watch The Whole Thing If You Can And Show AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE, Have A Heart.... Dont Let Others Down.
Joseph Kony Is a Horrible Man And Must Be Stopped!
by katy luckkjookensmoger March 07, 2012
Since 1987, Joseph Kony has abducted more than 30,000 children in Central Africa and forced them to be child soldiers in his Lord’s Resistance Army.

The KONY 2012 campaign employs film, social media, street art, and face-to-face interaction to make the case that the arrest of Joseph Kony this year is one thing we can all agree on.
2012 will be Joseph Kony' last year!
by invisibleUHstudent March 06, 2012
An insufferable african warlord who abducts Ugandan children in the middle of the night and turns them into foot soldiers. Before they are given into the lifestyle, they are forced to kill there parents and "recruit" more soldiers. Young Ugandan women are raped, beaten, and turned into sex slaves. This my friends is the epitimy of a Dick
"Joseph Kony must be stopped. Do something about it today."
by KiddFenix March 07, 2012
A guy who does the same thing millions of other people do but he gets more attention because we all love African children!
Have you heard about Joseph Kony, yeah me ether 'till some human rights atavists told me about him, but why not all the others that are like him?
by yuhavelostdagame March 14, 2012
The leader of the LRA. Makes Hitler look like Mother Teresa in comparison.
I'd like to take the world's biggest middle finger and stick it right up Joseph Kony's ass.
by Happy Doodle March 06, 2012
evil wizard who spends most of his time on-line.
"If there had been a dislike button on facebook, the joseph konys of the world would become extinct"
by RustLaCrap March 08, 2012