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JOSEPH KONY: One of the world's worst war criminals who has abducted and forced an estimated 66,000 children to fight for him in a group called LRA.

He forces the children to kill their parents, uses the females as sex slaves, and in 2012 we are taking action to stop him.
LOOK UP JOSEPH KONY 2012 ON YOUTUBE AND GOOGLE, SPREAD AWARENESS. STOP HIM. WATCH THE VIDEO.
by PREVENTKONYNOW March 07, 2012
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Horrible Man Who Is In Africa Who Abducts Children & Turns Them Into Killers. He Makes The Girls Sex Slaves & Turns The Boys In To Warriors. He Forces Them To Kill There Own Parents, And Mess Up People Faces, And Kill People. He Has A HUGE Army Of These Children And We HAVE To Stop Him. Its Getting Out Of Control. HELPPP !!!!!!
Go To Youtube And Type In KONY 2012 And Click On The One With The Earth ! Watch The Whole Thing If You Can And Show AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE, Have A Heart.... Dont Let Others Down.
Joseph Kony Is a Horrible Man And Must Be Stopped!
by katy luckkjookensmoger March 07, 2012
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Since 1987, Joseph Kony has abducted more than 30,000 children in Central Africa and forced them to be child soldiers in his Lord’s Resistance Army.

The KONY 2012 campaign employs film, social media, street art, and face-to-face interaction to make the case that the arrest of Joseph Kony this year is one thing we can all agree on.
2012 will be Joseph Kony' last year!
by invisibleUHstudent March 06, 2012
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A guy who does the same thing millions of other people do but he gets more attention because we all love African children!
Have you heard about Joseph Kony, yeah me ether 'till some human rights atavists told me about him, but why not all the others that are like him?
by yuhavelostdagame March 14, 2012
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An insufferable african warlord who abducts Ugandan children in the middle of the night and turns them into foot soldiers. Before they are given into the lifestyle, they are forced to kill there parents and "recruit" more soldiers. Young Ugandan women are raped, beaten, and turned into sex slaves. This my friends is the epitimy of a Dick
"Joseph Kony must be stopped. Do something about it today."
by KiddFenix March 07, 2012
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The leader of the LRA. Makes Hitler look like Mother Teresa in comparison.
I'd like to take the world's biggest middle finger and stick it right up Joseph Kony's ass.
by Happy Doodle March 06, 2012
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evil wizard who spends most of his time on-line.
"If there had been a dislike button on facebook, the joseph konys of the world would become extinct"
by RustLaCrap March 08, 2012
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