A cunning, sweet, smart-when-he-wants-to-be guy. Very attractive with usually a wide variety of admirers.
Joseph's are attention seekers, and also privacy seekers, and have a need for music that leaves them tapping on random objects.

Can be stubborn and unobservant; Can be outgoing around friends, shy around acquaintances.

Joseph's are caring but sometimes may unintentionally hurt others with their blatant remarks.
Gives the best hugs. Usually dark, curly-haired, with dark eyes that you never want to look away from.

Loves animals and joking around, best with a woman close to his personality, such as a Sabrina or Selene.
For example, a leo Joseph and Sabrina are a wonderful pair.
Joseph: I like you, Sabrina. You're funny.
Sabrina: Why thank you. You're a pretty awesome person yourself!
Joseph: Yeah,you're perfect for me, want to go out?
Sabrina: Oooh, sure, sounds exciting! :D
Joseph: :)
by Heyitswheee May 24, 2012

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Dammmmmnnn he's hot. Usually goes for brunettes. He usually tends to have light brown eyes and brown hair. Flirts a lot and is sexual. Likes to be competitive
Dang Joseph is fine as hell
Joseph is dating her
by LoveMeLoveYou May 04, 2016

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He's an perfectly amazing special individual. Who was made and created by Gods hands himself. He is by far the sweetest guy you will come across although he can be rather cheeky at time. He knows exactly how you make your day 0-100 . He can make you feel 10 different way all in one go. When he really falls for a girl he treats her like a queen and can't stand not talking to his girl. He is the type of guy you will think about constantly and just can't get you lot mind of off. You wouldn't even bother think of any other guy because you know it don't get better that him.Joseph can sometimes piss you off a lot but you can never ever stay mad at him because a day without Joseph is like day wasted.
Words can't really justify how special Joseph is
by Audrey Mtoko November 07, 2016

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Big nipples, small balls,fat penis
Wow Joseph what a fat penis
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The one person you blame for everything even if he isn't there.
1.can be used for no reason when something happens.
2.can be used to blame someone else to get out if something.
Student 1:Did you understand anything the teacher said? I don't like the way he teaches.
Student 2:Starts singing the way then says no I didnt .
Student 3:yeah I didn't either.
Student 4: yeah I actually did.
Teacher:your homework is 1-10.
Student 1: says to student 2 hey foo what's number one?
Student 2: Üm it's ....
Teacher:Hey don't be copying do your own work.
Student 1: Throws a brick at the window and says uhhhh ohhh Nooooo oh come on JOSEPH!
by MoonlightKing May 07, 2016

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A dark and brooding person at first glance, most Josephs do not attract much attention. The few that are drawn to a Joseph soon find that they are in the prescence of an incarnate demon. There is no where you can hide when you get a Joseph angry. This is often caused by provoking them or hurting someone they love as they are very territorial. They are often dark haired with dark, almost-black eyes and a piercing gaze that seems to see straight into your soul. They have an intense fascination for blood, tasting any and all that they can get their hands on. They also become very active at full moon, appearing to grow horns and wings as well as gaining goat legs. If one does have the misfortune to anger a Joseph one should seek out any nearby Ana's, Rachel's, or Corinne's. The later does have a slight chance to make the Joseph calm down to the point that it begins to disapate. Interact with caution.
There was this guy who totally was a Joseph at the party last night.

I was walking with him and suddenly he went all full metal Joseph. We should keep an eye on him.
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Komals baby she sleeps with <3 HE makes her day in the bed
Damn that was one night just like with joseph!
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Jesus father,The Original pimp,the dude who pimped out his wife to God so Jesus could be born or he himself started a ruhmor saying god knocked her up when he himself did it (plottwist)#thuglife
Hi my name is joseph, it is very nice to meet you.
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