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Joseph is badass. normally a thug from cali.no matter how much a jerk he is everybody still loves him. he also has a huge cock and kicks ass at anything he does
Joseph is so amazing!
by yaboijoe September 28, 2013
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The coolest person you will ever meet. Everyone wants to be Joseph's friend but might not realize it. He is a savage and is great at almost everything.
Wow, that's a real joseph
by JL246 February 23, 2017
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(v.): To brush off someone as stupid or ignorant within 10 seconds of meeting them; to naturally assume something with little or no evidence.
Dude, he totally josephed me last night.
Don't be josephing me like that.

I'm josephing you, you fat little fuck.
by Awesome bass guy June 30, 2014
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That guy you want to be when you grow up. The idol of all men and kids. He is the strongest person you will ever meet. Has a knack for thinking outside the box and is very creative a wonderful father and is fit for a Latisha. Is loving and caring and wants you to do your best. Very successful
That guy is my idol my Joseph
by chee2e burger March 03, 2015
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Another word that is used to denote when you are good at something. It is also used as a substitute for the words expertise or forte. (sidenote: college basketball junkies will realize the connection between this word and a former Carloina star and flash in the pan NBA player)(the more you use this word in context, the more it grows on you, the cooler it sounds)
Bob's really great at picking winners in college basketball. It's his joseph. His girlfriend can really cook. Cooking is her joseph.
by Aaron N. Fortier March 26, 2007
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A dark and brooding person at first glance, most Josephs do not attract much attention. The few that are drawn to a Joseph soon find that they are in the prescence of an incarnate demon. There is no where you can hide when you get a Joseph angry. This is often caused by provoking them or hurting someone they love as they are very territorial. They are often dark haired with dark, almost-black eyes and a piercing gaze that seems to see straight into your soul. They have an intense fascination for blood, tasting any and all that they can get their hands on. They also become very active at full moon, appearing to grow horns and wings as well as gaining goat legs. If one does have the misfortune to anger a Joseph one should seek out any nearby Ana's, Rachel's, or Corinne's. The later does have a slight chance to make the Joseph calm down to the point that it begins to disapate. Interact with caution.
There was this guy who totally was a Joseph at the party last night.

I was walking with him and suddenly he went all full metal Joseph. We should keep an eye on him.
by TheMozzieWhisperer November 03, 2016
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bitter cold; the onset of cold weather the likes of which is rarely seen from other entities, such as Warm
Brrrr, did you feel that? It's April but Joseph is still out there...somewhere...
by The Wiff March 12, 2007
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