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A cunning, sweet, smart-when-he-wants-to-be guy. Very attractive with usually a wide variety of admirers.
Joseph's are attention seekers, and also privacy seekers, and have a need for music that leaves them tapping on random objects.

Can be stubborn and unobservant; Can be outgoing around friends, shy around acquaintances.

Joseph's are caring but sometimes may unintentionally hurt others with their blatant remarks.
Gives the best hugs. Usually dark, curly-haired, with dark eyes that you never want to look away from.

Loves animals and joking around, best with a woman close to his personality, such as a Sabrina or Selene.
For example, a leo Joseph and Sabrina are a wonderful pair.
Joseph: I like you, Sabrina. You're funny.
Sabrina: Why thank you. You're a pretty awesome person yourself!
Joseph: Yeah,you're perfect for me, want to go out?
Sabrina: Oooh, sure, sounds exciting! :D
Joseph: :)
by Heyitswheee May 24, 2012
An all-around asshole of a guy. Plays girls all the time, usually leading on 3 or more at a time, and eventually deciding which one he likes best. Likes playing Abby's, Rachel's, Taryn's, and Lily's.
Joseph had sex with Taryn, then never called or texted her again. He did the same with Abby, Rachel, AND Lily.
by D' Quavius June 26, 2014
Joseph is the most loyal person you will meet. Dark brown hair/eyes, tall and lean. Goes by JoJo to those closest to him. He doesn't lie, cheat, or steal and he prides himself on that. He was raised very poor which in turn he learned how to appreciate things for what they are. He will always put others before himself because he is a very loving man. "Family first" he's renowned for saying. He doesn't care too much about inanimate objects. If you happen To get the opportunity to be his friend, do it! He is a very good listener. His personality is one of a kind. He has very few friends, but those who are, they are very loyal to him as he is to them. Ladies that know him Would do whatever to have him. The ideal image of a great Husband/Father. A Beast in bed whose skills are unsurpassable. Will be there for you no matter the situation. Dont let his kindness fool you, he's ride or die and NEVER cross him, to do so will prove fatal.
Random: That there is a legend, his name is Joseph, it's spoken in a hush hush manor. Women are transfixed in fascination when he is around.
NayNae: What? I didn't hear you I was watching him.
Random: It's cool, he has that effect on women
by brobroyoyo May 15, 2014
Slightly gay but still lovable. Is going to come out of the closet in 5 or 6 years for sure!
Did you see that Joseph? He is so gay!
by bitchtitspussaycat June 24, 2014
He is a dick face ass loser
Joseph is such a dick face ass loser
by AndyAkiraJorma June 05, 2014
A weak,lazy nerd that is obsessed with superheroes and soft tacos
He loves taco man. He's such a Joseph
by Loltarous August 18, 2013
A guy who is amazing and talented. He has light-brown colored contacts that he sometimes wears even though his eyes are beautiful. He's shy but nice to everyone he meets. He's handsome. He sweeps every girl of their feet. He doesn't know that there are many girls that crush on him. He wants to be in the navy. He's in NJROTC. He looks cute in his uniform.
OMG. Joseph is so cute I would do anything for him to even notice me.
by unnoticedgirl March 20, 2013
likes pancakes and chocolate milk.
Joseph says 'I like chocolate milk.'
by nesnej101 February 15, 2012