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Few things about Joseph are known. Joseph is easily mistaken to be a god, this misconception is due to the nature of Joseph. Joseph is a driving force behind all things majestic, preferring to take the humble approach of the mentor behind the god. It is commonly thought that all great men had a force of Joseph behind them, teaching until they were ready to make their mark on history.

The religions which have come to realize Joseph dedicate their time to reaching a state of "Nirvana" in order to fully realize Joseph, finding that Joseph's touch on the world is the reason for all beauty, greatness and order. Even the Catholic Church realizes Christ learnt ethics from Joseph.

Science is only starting to confirm the existence of Joseph. In late 1984 a quantum physicists by the name of Irving Stiffleheimer realized that since a quantum reaction is impossible to predict, it is possible that an entity outside of our understanding and above the laws of the universe exists. This solidified the modern theories on Joseph, creating the whole new science of Josephysics.

Joseph's elusive yet essential marks on the world have been noted as far back as 500 b.c when Joseph gave Socrates his Philosophy and tutored him on the meaning of life. It is also almost certain that Joseph was also responsible for the creation of the Chinese, Egyptian and Babylonian Empires, but due to his supremely humble nature conformation has eluded historians and anthropologist alike.
by SaintKaiva February 06, 2010
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A angel desended down from the heavens. When he woke from his sleep all of heaven froz. He loves poetry, geting couaght in the rain,helping people,learning, lvoe peace and yet has to reveal his true personailitys to other people he is a very solotary person takes religion very serius loves the smell of roses and when ever he crys it begins to rain. He is the desendent of god. And must full fill a prophecy.. so much is Unknown about joseph we must gather more information on josephs
"joseph"angel or to be loved by a angel has many goals and destinys that only he may choose good or bad..
by Heavens Angel January 29, 2009
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An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way he is awesome
by mandy man December 01, 2006
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A complete badass, and bromacho.

Referencing a bromachopotamous, hes one chill ass fucker.

May not get madd pus, but he kick back with the nattys.
P1: Hey you're badass.
P2: Yeah, hes a Joseph
by Marywether Lewis March 22, 2011
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a real man and usually has a very large penis and is good in bed
wow he was so big, he must be a joseph
by niggintoohard October 16, 2011
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The non-biological father of Jesus Christ. Also the patron saint of carpenters. Usually boys named this are expected to do great things or be involved in huge events.
Joseph married Mary and could make some great chairs!
by Liaceps February 02, 2010
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He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper.
Joseph makes Superman look like a wimp and he made Chuck Norris quiver with fear.
by Coimiceoir February 02, 2009
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