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A name generally associated with werewolves, sorcerers, and all around superior studs. Though they try to keep it secret, it's kind of hard to hide when they are ripping the guys face off.
Don't mess around with Joseph, he'll rip your lungs out Jim!
by Joevakiin May 23, 2012
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The fantastically hot guy in your class the makes you melt with just one look. Of course he does that sexy scowling thing with his eyes. He's got gorgeous brown hair and eyes and whenever he talks to you you get the butterflies inside. He's smart, sweet and extremely flirty. If you meet a Joseph it would be incredibly idiotic to let him go.
"Damn is that Joseph??"
"Yeah he's looking fine as always;)"
by the knower of Josephs May 11, 2012
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Joseph. He walked into my life at a time when I least expected it; the strength of his gripping hand captured me from isolation, from a place of darkness and perturbation. Surrounded by murkiness, unable to decipher the wood from the trees, he softly took my hand and led me to a peaceful sanctuary. He lifted my spirits, and showed me what I was worth. I dove into his glistening eyes, as deep and mysterious as the ocean, and was comforted; I was enveloped by the warm, soothing water as it wrapped around my bare skin. He made me feel secure and safe. His listening ear, unrelenting patience, and encouragement provided the pedestal upon which I am able to stand, today. Joseph. The gentle touch of his hands that trace every curve of my body; his warm breath against my cheek that calm my thoughts, his supple lips that transport me to another world. Joseph. The rock upon which I lean; his sculpted arms that break my fall; his smile that brightens my darkest moments. Joseph. A cherished gift from God; a sensitive soul that brings perspective to every situation. Joseph, the personification of intellect; the definition of a protector. Joseph. Forever mine.
Joseph rode on his stallion, with the wind blowing through his softened locks, into my heart.
by I'mNoSidekick February 26, 2013
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A lovely, hilarious, good looking guy who is loved by everyone. Is easy to get along with and once you befriend them, you don't want to let them go. Feels like you've known them forever after only a week of knowing them. Most have brown hair and blue eyes. Is very good at art and music and tends to play the tuba. He owns the latest mac and blackberry and is very "hip". Everyone wants to be friends with joe. If your joe's friend count yourself lucky, as he usually creates application forms first.
you would usually meet joseph's on holiday and end up being friends with them for life.
by williamjodie August 19, 2011
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A cunning, sweet, smart-when-he-wants-to-be guy. Very attractive with usually a wide variety of admirers.
Joseph's are attention seekers, and also privacy seekers, and have a need for music that leaves them tapping on random objects.

Can be stubborn and unobservant; Can be outgoing around friends, shy around acquaintances.

Joseph's are caring but sometimes may unintentionally hurt others with their blatant remarks.
Gives the best hugs. Usually dark, curly-haired, with dark eyes that you never want to look away from.

Loves animals and joking around, best with a woman close to his personality, such as a Sabrina or Selene.
For example, a leo Joseph and Sabrina are a wonderful pair.
Joseph: I like you, Sabrina. You're funny.
Sabrina: Why thank you. You're a pretty awesome person yourself!
Joseph: Yeah,you're perfect for me, want to go out?
Sabrina: Oooh, sure, sounds exciting! :D
Joseph: :)
by Heyitswheee May 24, 2012
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A man who is very kind, loving and passionate. A best friend and someone you should keep around for a long time. someone who never lets you down and always makes you smile and laugh.
That Joseph is so passionate about everything he does.
by Smexykisses May 08, 2011
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A Greek God of Love and War. Wanted and needed by all, but rejected by many, but always remembered as a GREAT GOD!!! And Guy
During the great war with the son of the Sun, Joseph commanded his troupes to slaughter all the males who defied him and therefore captured all the women. But he was rejected by many of these women but not all. Even those women who rejected him always felt he was a Great man. A God of sorts!
by Pappa-Razi April 15, 2010
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