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The perfect boy. There boy you fall in love with at first sight. He has brown hair, brown eyes, and has the best personality. He is so alive. You'll be day dreaming about him for weeks. You'll never be able to forget about him. He's "the one". The perfect boy. He lives out in the country, small town, and the cutest voice. He's an amazing football player, he's a star track runner. He goes right to your heart. He's the best person you'll ever know. In fact he's the best person in the world. He jokes around, is a gamer, and is super nice. It's soo hard to be apart from him. He's amazing. You'll do anything to be with him. Any girl would be lucky to even know him. Your heart will long for him. You'll be wonderstruck when you see him. He's enchanting.You'll never fall in love with a better person. He's flawless. Every conversation you have with him will be amazing. You'll charish every time you talk to him. You'll brush all the way home after a night hanging out with him. Every time you hang with him will be perfect. I will spend my entire life with him if i can. I love Joseph, I love him with all my heart. Keep him close to you forever, and never let go.
**after staring into his eyes and falling in love at that moment**
"Hi, my names Joseph"

**Keep him close to you**
by ILOVEJT December 28, 2011
 
1.
A man's man.Extremely Awesome.
Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph!
by Joe carlin October 29, 2006
 
2.
An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way he is awesome
You just got Joseph'd
by mandy man December 01, 2006
 
3.
1.the amazingly hot guy.

2.perfect in all ways.

3.totally hot
oh wow look at that guy joseph he is totelly hot
by lil chy chy January 09, 2008
 
4.
He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper.
Joseph makes Superman look like a wimp and he made Chuck Norris quiver with fear.
by Coimiceoir February 02, 2009
 
5.
That guy that makes you smile from ear to ear. He will make you feel amazing. He looks AMAZING. His eyes are breath taking. His touch is tantalizing. He is the greatest guy you will ever meet. Hold on.
If he isn't a Joseph, get rid of him.
by kapplemac November 25, 2010
 
6.
the hottest fuking dude EVER!!!! wont ever take your shyet

and has the best bod ever, cute, funny, smart, gorgeous eyes, and a fuking HUGE COCK!!!! the most bad ass dude you will ever meetever and loves music, girls, sports, gIrLs, sex, GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, AND GIRLS!!!!!!
girl1:why u in a wheelchair???

wheelchair girl:j-j-jo-jos-joseph ;D

girl1:i understand!!
by the john ;) July 13, 2009
 
7.
a young buck who knows what women like, and satisfies PYTs on a regular basis.
Man, can you believe that dude over there is hittin' skins with Eva? And he hasn't even bought her anything, or taken her out to eat, or nothin' like that...he's gettin' it with her sister too.
Fo'rilla? What a joseph.
by Joseph A.B.N. January 08, 2008