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The most amazing man to exist.

He's a total nerd, but he knows how to treat people he cares about.

Faithful, kind, caring, sweet and hilarious.

Joseph is the best friend anyone could ever have. He's always looking out for everyone else.

He can beat any dungeon on any video game, read any comic and tell you who would win a versus, can get into very long discussions on LOTR, anime & manga and even the Bible. Has a very unique sense of humor.

Joseph is definitely a guy you want to get to know, whether you be a guy or a lady.

But ladies, you can give up if he is taken. He is extremely faithful to the girl he loves, and usually doesn't indulge in relationships that don't have potential.
"I totally wish Joseph would give me a chance."
"I know, he's so good to his girlfriend... but, you always want what you can't have..."
by Anonymous lover of Joseph January 10, 2012
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The perfect boy. There boy you fall in love with at first sight. He has brown hair, brown eyes, and has the best personality. He is so alive. You'll be day dreaming about him for weeks. You'll never be able to forget about him. He's "the one". The perfect boy. He lives out in the country, small town, and the cutest voice. He's an amazing football player, he's a star track runner. He goes right to your heart. He's the best person you'll ever know. In fact he's the best person in the world. He jokes around, is a gamer, and is super nice. It's soo hard to be apart from him. He's amazing. You'll do anything to be with him. Any girl would be lucky to even know him. Your heart will long for him. You'll be wonderstruck when you see him. He's enchanting.You'll never fall in love with a better person. He's flawless. Every conversation you have with him will be amazing. You'll charish every time you talk to him. You'll brush all the way home after a night hanging out with him. Every time you hang with him will be perfect. I will spend my entire life with him if i can. I love Joseph, I love him with all my heart. Keep him close to you forever, and never let go.
**after staring into his eyes and falling in love at that moment**
"Hi, my names Joseph"

**Keep him close to you**
by ILOVEJT December 28, 2011
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That guy that makes you smile from ear to ear. He will make you feel amazing. He looks AMAZING. His eyes are breath taking. His touch is tantalizing. He is the greatest guy you will ever meet. Hold on.
If he isn't a Joseph, get rid of him.
by kapplemac November 25, 2010
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Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph!
by Joe carlin October 29, 2006
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a caring, gorgeous, funny boy that is always there for his girlfriend, friends and family whenever he's needed.
also known as jolo, he doesn't really realise how truly amazing he is, he'll most of the time talk a load of stupid, but you've got to love him for it.
he is incredibly good looking, lovable, wonderful and intellectual. he has amazing eyes, a cheeky smile, and adorable rosy cheeks.
he will make you feel like the luckiest, happiest person alive, and little girls that fall in love with him will never let him go.
he gives the best hugs and kisses and rasberries on record and he often wears cool boxers, smells amazing, is very tall, is a great tennis and football player, and is smokin' hot.
he will always manage to make his girlfriend smile and feel special and loved up, and any girl lucky enough to have him is very lucky indeed.
'he's so adorable, that must be joseph'.
by babarinodee September 11, 2011
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a complicated, emotional guy who genuinely wants the best for everyone around him. He is incredibly kind, intelligent, passionate and funny. He makes an exceptional best friend, and will be an amazing husband/father.
Wow, any girl would be lucky to be with that guy, Joseph.
by happygf July 25, 2010
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The fantastically hot guy in your class the makes you melt with just one look. Of course he does that sexy scowling thing with his eyes. He's got gorgeous brown hair and eyes and whenever he talks to you you get the butterflies inside. He's smart, sweet and extremely flirty. If you meet a Joseph it would be incredibly idiotic to let him go.
"Damn is that Joseph??"
"Yeah he's looking fine as always;)"
by the knower of Josephs May 11, 2012
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