when you think you are masturbating in private, but some faggot films you in the act and then tries to make you famous by posting your video everywhere
Jane : Hey that video was hilarious
Adam: What video?
Jane : the one of you masturbating in the disabled toilets
Adam : shit! how did you know?
Jane : Robert filmed in the act, the video is viral
Adam : Darn, I'm such a Joseph Kony
#masturbate #toilet #jane #viral #video
by trewert March 06, 2012
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A war criminal that raped and killed thousands in Uganda but is becoming hysterically stupid due to people wanted to bandwagon acting like they really care on Facebook.
no..... just go on facebook and look for 2 seconds... Joseph Kony
#bad #joseph #kony #criminal #war
by Tom from bmore March 06, 2012
On march 1st 2012, his name flooded the whole internet.
search ''Joseph KONY 2012'' on youtube
#joseph kony #kony #joseph #2012 #dictator #icc #warcrimminal
by the guy who defined kony March 08, 2012
An Ugandan guerrilla group leader, head of the Lord's Resistance Army (LRA), a group engaged in a violent campaign to establish theocratic government based on the Ten Commandments throughout Uganda. The LRA say that God has sent spirits to communicate this mission directly to Kony. Directed by Kony, the LRA has earned a reputation for its actions against the people of several countries, including northern Uganda, the Democratic Republic of Congo, South Sudan and Sudan. It has abducted and forced an estimated 66,000 children to fight for them, and has also forced the internal displacement of over 2,000,000 people since its rebellion began in 1986. As a result, in 2005 Kony was indicted for war crimes by the International Criminal Court at the Hague, but has succeeded in evading capture since.
Raise awareness to stop Joseph Kony
##kony2012 #kony #awareness #broseph kony #hair #lint #tears
by wartotheend69 March 07, 2012
A ugandan warlord who kidnaps kids, turns girls into sex slaves and boys into kid soldiers. He fights for no cause yet to make himself look powerful. He has a army and is constantly on the move. He has been doing this for 26 years and he is the the worlds number 1 criminal for multiple crimes against humanity and the american government has doen nothing because it was not in their best intrests but now that people are realising who he is and demanding actions they are sending advisers out there to train the local military in finding him. we can stop him by making him famous, not to celebrate him, but to shed light on his events and bring him to justice. Lets spread the word
me: lets get joseph kony
you: who is he
me: describes kony
you: ill go spread the word
#american #powerful #government #warlord #humanty
by TheFir3start3rs March 08, 2012
Joseph Kony is the world's worst war criminal. During 1987 he took over leadership of a rebel group and called it LRA (lord's resistance army). This rebel group is active in Uganda, Democratic Republic of Congo and South Sudan. The LRA has abducted over 30,000 chidren to be soldiers in his army or sex slaves.

'Invisible Children' is been working for 9 years to end this violance against children. KONY 2012 is a video made by 'Invisible Children' to let the world know about Kony so that he may finally be arrested and this violance ended.

Type in youtube.com Kony 2012 and watch the video to help support Invisible Children and arrest Joseph Kony.
#kony #uganda #violance #criminal #invisible children #south sudan #democratic republic of congo
by WeCanMakeADifference March 15, 2012
JOSEPH KONY: One of the world's worst war criminals who has abducted and forced an estimated 66,000 children to fight for him in a group called LRA.

He forces the children to kill their parents, uses the females as sex slaves, and in 2012 we are taking action to stop him.
#joseph #kony #uganda #2012 #joe
by PREVENTKONYNOW March 07, 2012
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