57
Faggot who sucks dicks a lot
You know him
Yes he is Jose the fag
by Brathsolus October 28, 2013
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
58
Jose is a FUCKBOY
by Charlie December 19, 2016
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
59
Jose is the type of guy that everybody is not jealous of, he is also very STUPID .
Guy: Hey
Girl: Hey
Guy: Oooooooh boy let's get out of here he is coming
Girl: Who
Guy: JOSE BOOOOOYYYYY
by So desses mesmo... March 23, 2017
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
60
A sexy beast of a men that can get you horney!
Great at soccer and can make any girl wet.
Also guys if "José" is gay
"Jose" is a men that can make your day
via giphy
by BunnyProGamer December 23, 2016
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
61
by MY NAME IS RICK HARRISON November 14, 2016
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
62
Jose is a fine ass and he also is into drugs but he most likely will achieve in what he wants in life,he is freaky,jose is a fine ass.
"Damn who's that fine ass over there?"
"Its jose"
"Im tryna holla at him hes hella fucking fine"
"Haha ikr"
by Beryy1937 November 21, 2016
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
63
-----

Jose

A person who can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds. Who you can argue with but when you look into his big eyes his long eyelashes bat away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad at a "Jose". He is reliable and he is just a great man in general. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find a Jose don't let him go. It will hit you that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
"Hey how did you get over your past?"

"Oh, God gave me a Jose and I sure didn't take it
by Lala-larious March 16, 2017
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush