1. A crazy Asian
2. A crazy Mexican
3. one who does the most stupid/random things and people enjoy him
4. one who eats a lot of ramen
1.One who does stupid/random/crazy things
2.a stupid/random/crazy act
1. Holy crap!!!! That guy who jumped off that 2 story building is like a jose !

2. Did he just sniff that tobasco? he just pulled a jose.
fugly slut, pronounced Jose-aye dirty mexican.
shes such a jose!
by thetruthcghdfghfhfhf November 08, 2010
the act of hitting on or trying to get some. n. One being hit on.

1. Are they josing?
2. She's his jose.
by wilfred7493 August 13, 2008
(Rhymes with dose.) The period of time one spends in jail after being found guilty and sentenced. A jail-stay. Passing time. As infinitive verb form, "to jose" means to ride out one's stay in jail. To endure a boring, uncomfortable, or painful situation.
1. "How long is your jose man?" "Only six months, this time."
2. "Damn, this is my fourth jose since my grandmother died."
3. "How's it goin' man?" "Just josin', how's it with you?"
4. "Hey man, how's married life?" "It's like one long jose, with no parole in sight."
by vetusvates November 25, 2007
a camel cigarette.

josie- a short
Ski, Carter, and Tim smoke the most joses.

Save me a josie.
by hookermeister1 November 10, 2009
1.(noun)a big hairy brown male; usually mexican
"DAMN, that guy's hairy...he looks like jose."
by the person next 2 u August 31, 2008
(verb) to relinquish a vehicle to an illegal immigrant operated car wash
"I gotta go jose that customer's car."
"I josed that shit."
by vandalwithoutacause March 09, 2008

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