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josename (-0.158)
1.(noun)a big hairy brown male; usually mexican
"DAMN, that guy's hairy...he looks like jose."
by the person next 2 u August 31, 2008
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Josecollege (-0.607)
Most awesomest person in the world besdies Elisa
Jose is so cool, but Elisa is cooler

Jose is so raw dieezel

Jose is Rawsome an cooler than Elisa Villa Way cooler
by Elisa Villa January 16, 2009
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josesex (-0.981)
(Rhymes with dose.) The period of time one spends in jail after being found guilty and sentenced. A jail-stay. Passing time. As infinitive verb form, "to jose" means to ride out one's stay in jail. To endure a boring, uncomfortable, or painful situation.
1. "How long is your jose man?" "Only six months, this time."
2. "Damn, this is my fourth jose since my grandmother died."
3. "How's it goin' man?" "Just josin', how's it with you?"
4. "Hey man, how's married life?" "It's like one long jose, with no parole in sight."
by vetusvates November 25, 2007
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Josesex (-0.674)
A man whose legs are so hairy, he looks like the half boy/half beast creature on Narnia.
Damn dude, I know you must be hot cuz you got that Jose going on and it's 100 degrees outside.
by Stew-Pac August 20, 2010
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Josesex (-0.311)
Jose a mexican tamale maker who is a swinger. Quite the chubby chaser too. He sees a FUPA and he's there. Loves any and all sluts just like America is about give me your tired and poor.. Joses' motto is give me your whores of all shapes and sizes, diseases dont matter one cannot be picky. Titties and pussy (blue or not) is still titties and pussy. Most Joses' have no moral code and are a disgrace to everyone around them. If you hear the words "mmm smells like pussy in here" you know you've just met a Jose. Joses' are known to occasionally dabble in making phone sex/ voice recordings of themselves. Bottom line Joses' are the worst of the lot. Dirty little perverted man whores, who are sexist against women, that have no srtandards or morals of any kind and usually die of venereal diseases. If you meet a Jose run. But to be fair most Joses' are closet romantics. Don't be fooled!
Example: Hi my name is Jose and I'm going to act all mean and dickish, then be nice to you to get down your pants with the sole intention of giving you an STD so that you'll be stuck with me forever.
by Adolfs minge September 26, 2012
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Josename (-0.293)
The guy who is racist as fuck and needs a life and always tries to win over the girl of his dreams desparately, he lies, he is a bad kid, and will always be a mexican douchebag.
Hey look, it's Jose.

Oh yeah, he's a Jo. (Ho)

Both guys laugh histerically.
by Jose hater because he's an ass October 16, 2010
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Josename (-0.205)
Can be known as a dick or fuckboy. If you know or dated or dating a Jose leave and never turn back they will hurt you
Wow Jose really broke her heart

Is Jose screwing Ashley after a breakup?
by Michi_ August 11, 2016
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