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The most common name for Mexican males.
Person A:"Jose!"
Millions of people:"Que?"
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The person who makes me feel like I am the only person in the world. The person who is my reason for waking up in the morning and falling asleep at night. The person who makes me the person I am today. My life without him would not be the same, and I am grateful for everyday that I get to spend with him. I love him with all of my heart. Will you marry me ?
Jose, I promise to love you every moment of forever, would you do me the extraordinary honor of marrying me?"
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A guy with the biggest penis, plus really smart, he gets all the bitches,and is good at gambling, he's not afraid of anything
Wow he's such a Jose

Dang he reminds me of jose
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A friend's drunk alter-ego.
Me: Hey cool time at the party last night!
Steve: I wasn't there, you must be talking about José
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A very common name used in South America, Spain, Central America, Caribbean Island, and Mexico. (A name is for a Hispanic/Latino Male.)
My name is José and i'm from Venezuela.
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A Chicano male that's strong minded and has close ties with his Mexican culture.
Jose one of the people I could not live without with. Has the most amazing personality ever, beautiful on the outside and inside. Extraordinary in every single way, no one word can sum him up as he is out of this universe. Not even near an angel. Can touch one’s heart so easily, has so much more to him than what meets the eye. His looks are amazing; once you look at his eyes you won’t be able to take your eye off him. One glance could never fulfil your needs. Every little thing he does is so cute even if it’s annoying you can’t be angry at him. I always want to hold his hands; his heart is so warm even though you can’t see it. I love everything about him; from head down to toe is beauty. If I didn’t meet him my life would not be complete, all I need to do is win your heart then I can die happy. Your smile is contagious and your laugh is music to my ears. One of the most important people in my life, think about you all the time. When I’m not talking to you I’m thinking of you, when I am talking to you I want to be with you. Made the biggest impact on my life so far, amazing guy. Could never ask for a better friend, I’ll love you forever even if you don’t feel the same way as me. If you meet someone called Jose -be warned you will want to hold on to him forever. When you lose him it's like you lost everything you ever gained, if you hurt him it hurts yourself much worse.
I think I just lost the best thing in my life,

Who?

Jose.
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Alcoholic drink;
Short for Jose Cuervo
1. The bane of all human existence.
2. Has power to transpose user from the club to the holding pen at the nearest police station.
3. Has tendency to generate embarrassing photos the next morning.
4. A great drink
Person A: Hey man lets hit this Jose
Person B: Hell yeah!

(...A bottle of Jose later...)

Person A's Heartbeat: ...
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