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When girls want to suck cock, they look for a Jose.
by monkeymind August 20, 2009
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A man you love and hate at the same time. He will make you fall in love then he will rip your heart out of your chest and jump up and down on top of it...he's often complusive he can't stand when people hate him or upset with him. He is built like a warrior but is a softhearted he will lie to your face but he really doesn't do it intentionally he's trying not to hurt your feelings that's all. He has a beautiful smile and eyes you can get lost in. A man I can't help but love.
I hate that guy so much..."Why" beacuse he's just being Jose today!
by heartlessA February 04, 2010
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1. To Jose (verb): not doing shit all semester in law school and successfully cramming at the last minute to get better grades then everyone who's been working all semester.

2. Being Josed (verb): during the course of the semester (see above) to get called out by your professor for not doing work. Especially in the first week of first year of law school.
1. Person 1: "Hey, you studied for the final yet?
Person 2: "Nah, I'm gonna pull a Jose."

2. Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go drinking tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah, I have to study. I got Josed in class today."
by TheBeebs December 15, 2007
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Awesome Puerto Rican Male who is amazing at EVERYTHING
Jose can fly
by qwertyuioperson October 18, 2010
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the boy I loved, the boy I lost, and the boy who spoiled it for every other guy I'll ever meet.

he is the standard I hold every guy to.
"he's no jose."
by b.grace January 11, 2009
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A smooth guy , good looking thr go to guy,
Hey that jose is a smooth cat
by Cheito June 13, 2005
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A very common hispanic name that translates to "Joe" in english. If you walk into southern California and call this name you are bound to find a friend.
Man, This alcoholic's defintions are so racist and based on stereotypes how can they NOT be awesome?!
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 07, 2005
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