Jose
Variant of Josepha. Feminine Form of Joseph. May Jehovah Give Increase

Jose
May God Give Increase male Portuguese

Jose
Form of Joseph - God Shall Add male Hispanic

Jose
From the Name Joseph male Spanish

Jose
May God Give Increase male Spanish

Jose
Raised; Who Pardons

JOSE is almost always associated with a Male who is well Hung, Those with the name "JOSE" (men of course) come second in command with the thickest longest cocks known to man ranging in sizes easily from 7.5'' to 11.5'', first in command would fall under men whose names begin with the letter "D" such examples include D'andre D'angelo
D'ante D'lon D'marco D'marcus D'Sean D'shaun Dangelo
Darell Darius Darnay these names are all associated with black men, unfortunately what puts Jose's above the rest is the latin Flavor they bring to the bed, so i guess i must change this meaning and put

JOSE'S ABOVE ALL OTHERS
(LATINA) "OOoOO MAMITA! LAST NIGHT ME AND JOSE HOOKED UP! AND MMM GURL THAT LATINO COCK WAS TOO GOOD, IT HURTED ME FOR LIKE A WHILE, BUT HE MADE IT SOO GOOD!" I LIKEDED IT !

(WHITE GIRL) "LIKE OMG REBECCA I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD A REALLY BIG PENIS UNTIL I MET "JOSE" HE BRUISED MY ESOPHAGUS AND STRETCHED MY VAGINA. HE WAS LIKE TOTALLY 9'' LONGER THEN CODY AND BLAKE COMBINED.

(BLACK GIRL) "GUUUUURLLL I HAD ME SUM PUERTO RIKAN DIK LAS NYTE ND MMMM GUUUUUURL, IT WAS SO FUKKIN GOOD.. DAT BOYS NAME WAZ "JOSE" HE PUT ON MEEEHH, GURL IS U LISTENIN TA MEEH?? SHAQUANDA!! GURL IS U HEARIN MEEH? HIS DIK WAS SO GOOD.. ALL DEEZ NIKKAZ OUT HEA TALKIN BOUT ONCE YU GO BLACK YU NEVA GO BAK, IMMA HAFTA TA DISAGREE MY NEW SAYIN IS ONCE YU GO RIKAN YULL NEVA GO SEEKIN!!

(ASIAN) sum ting wong KUM HIA! "MAY" KUM HIA!! I TINK MAI MAO(PUSSY) IS STRECH AI BANG AI FA KIN "JOSE" HEE HAD FA KIN SU PA COCK TU FAT , COCK WAS TU FAT>> TRANSLATION" SOMTHING IS WRONG COME HERE "MAY" COME HERE!! I THINK MY PUSSY IS STRETCHED, I BANGED A FUCKING JOSE HE HAD A SUPER COCK THAT WAS TOO FAT.
by A FUNNY FUKKER April 05, 2011
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The most common name for Mexican males.
Person A:"Jose!"
Millions of people:"Que?"
by Schuldig October 14, 2006
Jose one of the people I could not live without with. Has the most amazing personality ever, beautiful on the outside and inside. Extraordinary in every single way, no one word can sum him up as he is out of this universe. Not even near an angel. Can touch one’s heart so easily, has so much more to him than what meets the eye. His looks are amazing; once you look at his eyes you won’t be able to take your eye off him. One glance could never fulfil your needs. Every little thing he does is so cute even if it’s annoying you can’t be angry at him. I always want to hold his hands; his heart is so warm even though you can’t see it. I love everything about him; from head down to toe is beauty. If I didn’t meet him my life would not be complete, all I need to do is win your heart then I can die happy. Your smile is contagious and your laugh is music to my ears. One of the most important people in my life, think about you all the time. When I’m not talking to you I’m thinking of you, when I am talking to you I want to be with you. Made the biggest impact on my life so far, amazing guy. Could never ask for a better friend, I’ll love you forever even if you don’t feel the same way as me. If you meet someone called Jose -be warned you will want to hold on to him forever. When you lose him it's like you lost everything you ever gained, if you hurt him it hurts yourself much worse.
I think I just lost the best thing in my life,
Who?
Jose.
by DisasterDisaster February 04, 2010
A FUCKING sexy beast WHO EVERYONE luvs and is friends WITH!! And is amazing at soccer!!
He is such a Jose. He has so many friends and is cool and hot. He is also very good at soccer.
by jjjjllllssss March 16, 2007
One of the most amazing men you will ever meet. Once you meet a 'Jose' your outlook on all men will change, your expectation for all men will change. A 'Jose' is unlike any other, and could never be compared, only compared too. Usually has some really gorgeous eyes, lips, and smile. The type of lips you just want to bite on or constantly be kissing. His hands are soft, yet stern, and he knows just how to touch you. His eyes, you will want to gaze into constantly. Jose Is Amazing!
Who's the most amazing man in the world? Jose
by MrS. Jose January 02, 2012
the boy I loved, the boy I lost, and the boy who spoiled it for every other guy I'll ever meet.

he is the standard I hold every guy to.
"he's no jose."
by b.grace January 11, 2009
1. To Jose (verb): not doing shit all semester in law school and successfully cramming at the last minute to get better grades then everyone who's been working all semester.

2. Being Josed (verb): during the course of the semester (see above) to get called out by your professor for not doing work. Especially in the first week of first year of law school.
1. Person 1: "Hey, you studied for the final yet?
Person 2: "Nah, I'm gonna pull a Jose."

2. Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go drinking tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah, I have to study. I got Josed in class today."
by TheBeebs December 15, 2007
The most common name for Mexican males.
Person A:"Jose!"
Millions of people:"Que?"
by Schuldig October 14, 2006

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