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Jose one of the people I could not live without with. Has the most amazing personality ever, beautiful on the outside and inside. Extraordinary in every single way, no one word can sum him up as he is out of this universe. Not even near an angel. Can touch one’s heart so easily, has so much more to him than what meets the eye. His looks are amazing; once you look at his eyes you won’t be able to take your eye off him. One glance could never fulfil your needs. Every little thing he does is so cute even if it’s annoying you can’t be angry at him. I always want to hold his hands; his heart is so warm even though you can’t see it. I love everything about him; from head down to toe is beauty. If I didn’t meet him my life would not be complete, all I need to do is win your heart then I can die happy. Your smile is contagious and your laugh is music to my ears. One of the most important people in my life, think about you all the time. When I’m not talking to you I’m thinking of you, when I am talking to you I want to be with you. Made the biggest impact on my life so far, amazing guy. Could never ask for a better friend, I’ll love you forever even if you don’t feel the same way as me. If you meet someone called Jose -be warned you will want to hold on to him forever. When you lose him it's like you lost everything you ever gained, if you hurt him it hurts yourself much worse.
I think I just lost the best thing in my life,
Who?
Jose.
by DisasterDisaster February 04, 2010
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Yes, it's one of the most hispanic common names. Besides that, its the definition of a guy who is beyond amazing, handsome, sweet, adorable, caring, funny, dorky and much more. He can be slow at times, but it doesn't matter. He's oh so unique, and isn't like many other guys.
G: "Hey, what's that guy's name?"
Kay: "That's a Jose!"
G: "That's such a common name, but aww look how he treats his girlfriend. Such a good Jose!"
by Fluffy286 January 15, 2012
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Jose
Variant of Josepha. Feminine Form of Joseph. May Jehovah Give Increase

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May God Give Increase male Portuguese

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Form of Joseph - God Shall Add male Hispanic

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From the Name Joseph male Spanish

Jose
May God Give Increase male Spanish

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Raised; Who Pardons

JOSE is almost always associated with a Male who is well Hung, Those with the name "JOSE" (men of course) come second in command with the thickest longest cocks known to man ranging in sizes easily from 7.5'' to 11.5'', first in command would fall under men whose names begin with the letter "D" such examples include D'andre D'angelo
D'ante D'lon D'marco D'marcus D'Sean D'shaun Dangelo
Darell Darius Darnay these names are all associated with black men, unfortunately what puts Jose's above the rest is the latin Flavor they bring to the bed, so i guess i must change this meaning and put

JOSE'S ABOVE ALL OTHERS
(LATINA) "OOoOO MAMITA! LAST NIGHT ME AND JOSE HOOKED UP! AND MMM GURL THAT LATINO COCK WAS TOO GOOD, IT HURTED ME FOR LIKE A WHILE, BUT HE MADE IT SOO GOOD!" I LIKEDED IT !

(WHITE GIRL) "LIKE OMG REBECCA I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD A REALLY BIG PENIS UNTIL I MET "JOSE" HE BRUISED MY ESOPHAGUS AND STRETCHED MY VAGINA. HE WAS LIKE TOTALLY 9'' LONGER THEN CODY AND BLAKE COMBINED.

(BLACK GIRL) "GUUUUURLLL I HAD ME SUM PUERTO RIKAN DIK LAS NYTE ND MMMM GUUUUUURL, IT WAS SO FUKKIN GOOD.. DAT BOYS NAME WAZ "JOSE" HE PUT ON MEEEHH, GURL IS U LISTENIN TA MEEH?? SHAQUANDA!! GURL IS U HEARIN MEEH? HIS DIK WAS SO GOOD.. ALL DEEZ NIKKAZ OUT HEA TALKIN BOUT ONCE YU GO BLACK YU NEVA GO BAK, IMMA HAFTA TA DISAGREE MY NEW SAYIN IS ONCE YU GO RIKAN YULL NEVA GO SEEKIN!!

(ASIAN) sum ting wong KUM HIA! "MAY" KUM HIA!! I TINK MAI MAO(PUSSY) IS STRECH AI BANG AI FA KIN "JOSE" HEE HAD FA KIN SU PA COCK TU FAT , COCK WAS TU FAT>> TRANSLATION" SOMTHING IS WRONG COME HERE "MAY" COME HERE!! I THINK MY PUSSY IS STRETCHED, I BANGED A FUCKING JOSE HE HAD A SUPER COCK THAT WAS TOO FAT.
by A FUNNY FUKKER April 05, 2011
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One of the most amazing men you will ever meet. Once you meet a 'Jose' your outlook on all men will change, your expectation for all men will change. A 'Jose' is unlike any other, and could never be compared, only compared too. Usually has some really gorgeous eyes, lips, and smile. The type of lips you just want to bite on or constantly be kissing. His hands are soft, yet stern, and he knows just how to touch you. His eyes, you will want to gaze into constantly. Jose Is Amazing!
by MrS. Jose January 02, 2012
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A very sexy male that we leave you in a wheelchair once he gats you in bed and teaches you how to play naughty.
Omg what happened to you.?? I got a Jose thats what happened
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The most common name for Mexican males.
Person A:"Jose!"
Millions of people:"Que?"
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The strong latino who everybody wants to hang out with and the best at baseball who is also cool and smooth with girls.
Girl:Omg jose is so sweet and handsome!
Boy:Yeah jose is the best he's my bro!
Teacher:Jose has the best grades!
Jose's Hatters:To be honest i hate him so much because hes so cool!!!.
by <3Emily<3 November 08, 2011
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