(Rhymes with dose.) The period of time one spends in jail after being found guilty and sentenced. A jail-stay. Passing time. As infinitive verb form, "to jose" means to ride out one's stay in jail. To endure a boring, uncomfortable, or painful situation.
1. "How long is your jose man?" "Only six months, this time."
2. "Damn, this is my fourth jose since my grandmother died."
3. "How's it goin' man?" "Just josin', how's it with you?"
4. "Hey man, how's married life?" "It's like one long jose, with no parole in sight."
by vetusvates November 25, 2007
He is a guy you can trust, he is alaways there for you, he is mexican, of course, and a nice mexican name for a male mexican
Hey Jose I got in a fight can you help me? Jose : Yeah i always got your back.
by UrbanDicitonary July 12, 2016
Jose, a man who loves to dick ride. Absolutely the kind of guy to steal peoples jokes, and when one joke actually makes someone laugh he will run that joke into the ground by repeatedly saying to over and over. When you crack on a Jose, he will take exactly what you said and use it on you. A Jose will typically dick ride someone who he perceives as cool. A Jose will usually dick ride just to fit in. Like if a leader of a group starts talking shit about someone, he will usually join in uninvited. Opinions are usually invalid as well. Will often say something random and be ignored.
Guy 1: That guy Bob took my joke and now he's running it to the ground.
Guy 2: Man what a Jose
by Mark Nutt February 05, 2015
A jose is a fuckboy,a player,a manwhore. There are so many more but the point is made.They are somewhat loyal but not really;they will cheat on you or flirt with other girls right infront of your face.Being bestfriends with a jose could be good at times because he cares for you somewhere in his heart yet you cant really tell if he means it or not.Being bestfriends with a jose will cause you fights, not cared for,him not fighting for the friendship,giving up,choosing others over you,not taking up for you in front of his friends,etc... When you do talk he ignores you almost all the time.You never know when he says love you back is true or not.A jose shouldnt be these things but he is. This Is A Jose...
The girl wondered why Jose cheated but then remembered his so called bestfriend warned her about him;no Jose is left with no one due to his actions.
by BeingHonestInMyDefinitions June 08, 2016
A guy with the biggest penis, plus really smart, he gets all the bitches,and is good at gambling, he's not afraid of anything
Wow he's such a Jose

Dang he reminds me of jose
by Hdhdhdv April 13, 2016
A Fucking asshole that is really unloyal, and tells you that he loves you and then leaves you and doesn't care how much it hurts you.
Person: "I'm going out with Jose tonight!"
Person2: "Oh, keep your eye on him, he'll cheat on you"
by ThaBlondie1253 February 23, 2015
simply a guy with a small dick, not attractive, laughs at dumb stuff, and he is a stoner.
no one wants to be a jose
by josehater101 December 14, 2015
The mexican immigrant who sells oranges by the roadstop in El Paso.
Guy 1: Hey can you give me an orange?
Guy 2: We'll get on the roadstop on 5 minutes, then you can buy some from Jose.
by Rumpelstiltskin The Jew February 04, 2014
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