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Sweet, artistic and loving. Thinks about things deeply and thoroughly and is a bit scatter-brained as a result. Cares about others, yet can give them space. Adorable and sexy at the same time. Passionate lover. True.
This is just skimming the surface. To really define Jos would be impossible.
by Anonistakenbutiwanttouseitnewa November 19, 2008
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The urge to work hard, be serious and not make jokes.
I jossed my friends since I wanted to finish our work
by Noam Mann March 08, 2004
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An abbreviation of Joseph, or an abbreviation/nickname of Joscelyn.
I met his new wife, Jos, and she's really nice!
by Joscel June 23, 2011
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Jizzed on Sight. Pronounced like nos. Usually used when an attractive female walk by.
Eric: Wow!, Deborah's boobs look bigger!! and her ass is a lot rounder!!
Marco: Yeah, I Jos'd when I passed by her earlier
by BlackandYellowBlasian May 03, 2011
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The greatest person to ever walk the planet. On top of the perfect looks, he is also incredibly smart although lazy. He is the ideal boyfriend and perfect in every way.
Girl 1: "are you going out with Jos?"
Girl 2: "yes, i am so lucky!"
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(pronounced "jahss") (noun) Jack Off Session. Occurs among two or more males at sleep overs, camp outs, etc., when group sex talk, watching sexy movies, or homoerotic wrestling matches makes one guy horny, and he has to leave the group to find a private place for some quality masturbation. Internet access is usually preferred, but not necessary. If multiple males leave together for a jos, the jos is called a circle jerk.
I got so fuckin' horny talkin' with my buddies about the camp counselor's tits that I had to go to the showers to have a jos.
by Dickie Dillspank August 06, 2009
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It stand for Jesus OF Suburbia. A song sung by Green Day on the album American Idiot.
1:have u heard JOS
2: yeah! i love that song
1:me 2
by Sliverxx45 September 04, 2006
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