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29.
Jean-shorts. mostly worn by queers and cute bus drivers.
Come in a variety from long and baggy......to tight and short. Rhino Jorts- a pair of rad jorts that dont play by the rules, rarely tamed to uncool status.
Dynomite! Sportin the Jort today Bo!
I feel cool today, i think ill sport some reckless Rhino Jorts.
by Tom LaFauci February 27, 2006
 
30.
Cut-offs. Possible the ugliest article of clothing one can wear. Usually worn by people who do not have friends, because a true friend would tell you that you look like a faggot.
Thomas wears jorts when he leaves the Jort Cave.

Jort wearer - "I think I will wear a pair of jorts today"
Friend - "If you do, I will have to kill you, you faggot"
by jort hater May 04, 2006