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The name of an infamous gang who terrorise north London (England). Their motives are unknown, but they are standard super badass. It is thought that NW5 and N20 is their endz, they will sheef up all your friends- don't mess.
guy1: Shit, dude, did you hear another guy got messed up by that JORt gang?

guy2: Fuck, dude, im kicking out of here now, i don't wanna die.
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Slang for jean shorts. These are most often worn by the fashion illiterate and the fan base of the University of Florida.

Note: This is the correct spelling; see also jhorts.
Hoff: Nice jorts, Snappanutz.

Snapper: Thanks, Hoffa. I was just too hot in my jeans, so I cut them off. I find the look flattering.
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Jeans that have now become shorts...hence jeans+shorts=jorts
Daaamn son, those are some nice jorts.
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Jorts are simply jean shorts. In most cases they are just embaressing, but jorts can be pulled off by certain demographics, such as fathers on family vactions. In addition to being popular with men over forty (who typically are wearing knee socks and sandals) Jorts are also popular with younger men who usually smoke marijuana.
Of course he's a stoner, don't you see the jorts?
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Accepted nickname of New York Knicks and former Kentucky Wildcats basketball player Josh Harrellson. The nickname was coined by Matt Jones of Kentucky Sports Radio. Josh Harrellson is very fond of jean shorts (jorts) and openly embraces the nickname.
Jorts had a really good game last night. He rebounded and shot the 3 really well.
by Waitin' on 8 January 12, 2012
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noun. Jorts are long jean shorts typically worn by Mets fans in and around Shea Stadium. Typical complementary attire includes socks with sandals and a Mike Piazza jersey.
"Nice Jorts. Where did you get your Piazza jersey."
by Joe 183904870 September 19, 2007
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knee length denim shorts, jean shorts
Jorts are a summer garment. If you wear them in cold places during the winter you are obviously not thinking about keeping warm.
by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2008
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