noun. Jorts are long jean shorts typically worn by Mets fans in and around Shea Stadium. Typical complementary attire includes socks with sandals and a Mike Piazza jersey.
"Nice Jorts. Where did you get your Piazza jersey."
by Joe 183904870 September 19, 2007
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Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.
The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.
by theSuperJesus August 31, 2005
a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
by Kelly June 15, 2006
F*ck you, I can dress any way I want.
If you talk about somebody's momma it tends to get sloughed off; if you talk about somebody wearing jorts, you better be ready to fight.
by Forced Earphones July 04, 2009
jean shorts, such as those worn by male Florida Gator fans at the Georgia-Florida football game.
"Don't talk to him; he's obviously a Florida fan with those jorts he's wearing."
by godawgs March 23, 2006
jean shorts; stylish casualwear for the unpretentious
Dude, those jorts are slammin'! Did you get them at Penney's?
by Big Moop September 14, 2008
short for "jean shorts"
Look at the redneck in the jorts. Man, that guy is one bottle of moonshine short of marrying his sister.
by ColumbusBuck October 29, 2007
Jorts are a short word for Jean Shorts
Dude, why are you wearing jorts? You look like a douche.
by Quincy Morris March 14, 2008