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Power held by the Legendary Jorts! that grants the wearer the ability to mind fuck famales to orgasm. Also grants one the power to mystically dominate at fantasy football and piss awesome.
Girl 1: OMG who is that sexy hawtie
Girl 2: I just came...twice OMGZ
Guy 1: I wish I had the power of the Jorti
by bigsacajuea July 25, 2012
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