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Noun. The marriage of "job" and "horny." The excitement one feels at the prospect of doing well at one's job; or the overwhelming feeling of contentment that comes with performing a duty extremely well.
She was jorny as hell at the prospect of stealing the new, multi-million dollar account out from under her douchebag coworker.

Or, Bud Fox receiving Gordon Gekko's phone call in the opening scenes of "Wall Street." Bud Fox: "Whoooo hoo! I just bagged the elephant."
by Diva non Grata September 18, 2008
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When your Horny for Jokes.
Im feeling Jorny tonight, wanna have jokes? Make sure to use some joketection.
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A very funny typo of journey. Used by Lauren and Travis.
Lauren: takes you on a jorny.
Travis: Whee!
by Master Travisio March 27, 2005
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