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The sweetest, funniest guy in the whole world. He loves bears and guns. He makes the best boyfriend, is super attractive and is great in the sack. He knows how to make anyone smile and will be there for you whenever you need him.
by Dickstache April 16, 2013
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Totally awesomeness. Like a cross betwix Adam Sandler, Ben Savage, Spiderman, and twinkies.
Ashvin: Awww, I wish I was as cool as a Jordy.
Jordy: Shut up you whiney whore.
by Jord---- Mike March 14, 2005
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like Superman...unbelievably cool
man i wish i was fly like jordy
by jordy3710 January 12, 2008
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A person who would understand you and would make a really good boyfriend. He would love his girlfriend so much and never leave her side.
by Mae001 June 10, 2016
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Ashley: Wow it just got so dark
Jordy: its the shadow of my penis bitch
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The Diddler. A man/woman who will diddle your nether regions like never before.
Dude, I met this girl last night who was a total Jordy. I've never been diddled like that before!
by gingaluva April 10, 2010
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Jordy is made to be with a girl forever generally called Alexia, Alexis, Lexi, Lexa. Because they are the same type.
Jordy is sometimes a player, but when he loves someone, he loves them with his heart
by Hellolol February 06, 2015
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