a douschebag who thinks he's super cool because he gets high all the time. and he fcks over every girl he meets, or at least thinks he does, and then thinks he is as similarily cool as someone who gets high all the time for doing so.
Did you hear about the guy who has been sexually assaulting women in mall parking lots?" "Yeah, his name was Jordan something.
by mynameislisanot May 31, 2010
when a girl's shirt rides up and her pale, unsexy love handle is exposed to the world
Whoa girl, pull down that shirt. You've got a major Jordan. No one wants to see that.
by Mr. Yellow June 06, 2009
Someone who you THINK is your friend but really they just lie, screw you over and don't really care!
I can't believe he ditched me like that..
He is definately a Jordan!!!
by lalaalaaa, xx January 24, 2011
A giant twat bag, the one no-one wants to be mates with as they smell like dog shit, look like something a baby just puked, and dresses like a five year old. Tends to stay in a lot playing video games.

Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.
Person 1: That person is such a Jordan.
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS

Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*
by ILikeCatsAlot December 29, 2010
Has a large fanny. Has odd hair and behaves like one of the female gender.
Dude stop being such a Jordan.
by JayBeeBeatch September 25, 2010
The biggest slut you could ever meet. She will fuck anything that walks. Shes a lying, inconsiderate slutty bitch who's vagina is a place where men get trapped and lost forever. Don't ever trust a Jordan. She will betray you because shes a fucking trampy ass bitch working at a popeyes in germany.
Dont trust a hoe, never trust a Jordan.. i mean, hoe.
by dumbbitches0111 October 10, 2011
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