when a girl's shirt rides up and her pale, unsexy love handle is exposed to the world
Whoa girl, pull down that shirt. You've got a major Jordan. No one wants to see that.
by Mr. Yellow June 06, 2009
The biggest slut you could ever meet. She will fuck anything that walks. Shes a lying, inconsiderate slutty bitch who's vagina is a place where men get trapped and lost forever. Don't ever trust a Jordan. She will betray you because shes a fucking trampy ass bitch working at a popeyes in germany.
Dont trust a hoe, never trust a Jordan.. i mean, hoe.
by dumbbitches0111 October 10, 2011
A classic douchebag move where one party of a conversation drops the entirety of the discussion and leaves completely, most notably without a goodbye.

The most common example of this is seen online where during a conversation someone will inevitably leave the chat and log off without a single warning or hesitation, and not out of frustration or shitty internet connection.

This also applies to real life when speaking to someone either in person or on the phone where they either turn their attention elsewhere or hang up, respectively.
"Dude, way to totally pull a Jordan last night and stop talking to me without saying 'goodbye.' Douche."
by Killfactorten February 08, 2010
a cheap condom u can find at a gas station
i bought a jordan at hess
by mikey hulbert May 19, 2010
Jordan (n)- The act of signing out without responding to a question relating to a person's phone number.

this usally happens when someone hits alt F4 to avoid answering the question, equal to being rejected.
person A "I was talking to sally last night and right as i asked her nymber, she pulled a jordan!"
person B "haha serves you right, you creeper."
by GeorgexOrwell February 13, 2010
A giant twat bag, the one no-one wants to be mates with as they smell like dog shit, look like something a baby just puked, and dresses like a five year old. Tends to stay in a lot playing video games.

Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.
Person 1: That person is such a Jordan.

Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*
by ILikeCatsAlot December 29, 2010
Has a large fanny. Has odd hair and behaves like one of the female gender.
Dude stop being such a Jordan.
by JayBeeBeatch September 25, 2010

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