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A little kid who steals your shit and team name
Revo: Jordan u bish imma kill u if u don't giv meh mi stufz beck
by Storyteller/Pinocchio January 05, 2015
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This guy may be the one you think you're looking for, but don't be fooled, Jordan's can be the most cruel bitches ever... They'll love you for a while then drop your ass.. They be like MOOOOVEEE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY BITCH... Yep he probably is a total d!#k and has that one really cute friend... Hen basically does every sport and thinks he's good at all of them.... On a positive note Jordans can be very fun loving,musical guys that love anything that gets em dirty.. <3
You see that guy over there??

Yeah, he's a dick..

He's a Jordan for sure...
by RosellaHighland February 07, 2014
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Very whorish and overweight.
Likes to snitch on people.
Starts A LOT of drama.
Takes advantage of guys when their under the influence of something, then brag about it afterwards.
Even though they ignore her when she blows up their phone.
Jim: Eww, man, look at that girl over there
Tim: She must be a Jordan.
by Jenny123 May 21, 2008
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Damn that kid was being a jordan last night!
by k.k.g April 28, 2011
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145
a cheap condom u can find at a gas station
by mikey hulbert May 19, 2010
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A gay little boy who likes to watch cartoon porn and also likes cheese rubbed all over him by his girl freind who's name begins with J.
Erghh! Your Characteristics ar sooo Jordan !
by J ??? June 17, 2008
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Kid who travels between two lunch tables that hate him, because nobody likes him. He thinks everyone at both the tables is his is friend, however he has not realized that he HAS no friends. Worse than Greg Dewire, except he doesn't smell as bad. He keeps coming up to me and quoting Dr. Ruth.
Me: word!
Jordan (with fake Russian accent): "when the penis penetrates the vagina, it feels good for both people" (starts cracking up)
Me: um...ha... ha........ ha..... ha..... SNAP!
by Home slice June 12, 2005
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