A very lovable, kind, generous, sexy person, with a great passion to sport (mostly football).
He has a winning smile, great looks and loves everyone around him.

He has short brown hair; with cute, small curls at the end.
He's overall, a perfect boyfriend.
Sam: OMG! We just scored a goal!
Tom: That's because Jordan is great at football!
by ChocolateBrownies December 20, 2011
A bad bitch
Damn that kid was being a jordan last night!
by k.k.g April 28, 2011
A small ugly man that would swap his anal viginity for a spunky flip-flop
You fat cunt jordan
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by Ashtonladd November 09, 2015
Jordan a hot sexy beast. Is a beast at soccer and get all the ladies
Damn that must be a Jordan!
by Gappy Jo October 24, 2015
A smelly, retarded nigger who dates girls underage and tries to flex, even though his odor will burn your nostrils and has nothing to show for. Do not come near this nigga within 50 miles or you will regret it.
Jordan is a Fuckin ugly ass coon
by teachmychildren May 14, 2015
a Jordan is an amazing person all around. if you so happen to b as lucky as ME and you come across a Jordan never let go and never give up trust me it's worth it. when meeting a Jordan you may be shy even though you aren't a shy person in general. a Jordan male, tale, pale, adorkable, very nerdy at times but it's the cuteist thing ever when your Jordan starts going on and on about halo, he's funny and can be your best freind. he's the best guy you;ll evr meet in your life once you get one you'll know he's "Mr.right" he'll never let you down and will alllllways stand by your side. if by chance you get such a amazing creature don't take him for granted!! you WILL regret it. and when you do meet one don't spend 8 months being shy and to scared to run up to him in a public place and tell him how you really and truly feel. grow some balls and tell him i assure you, you will never want to be with anyone but him you will fall for within 1 to 3 days and that its you'll only want him. once one loves you theres no turning back but honestly why would you? he has very loveing arms so why run from them. just trust me when i say grab a jordan before they're all gone!
girl: hey
jordan: i love you
girl: *melts into his arms*
by skrillexchick August 11, 2012
A fat mess that eats all day
A fat guy "You are so Jordan"
by Cuntmasher May 26, 2012

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