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Retarded bitch who's feelings change as often as her underwear has a bad tendency to break up with someone thats freaking awesome to go fuck a football player on a stack of calculus books
DAMN tyler look at that bitch shes a jordan lets puggle stomp her!
by Matt Kuhns April 24, 2008
 
1.
A different word for very large penis
Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long
by cubba September 05, 2005
 
2.
A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a Jordan. Your such a bitch.
by JordanTheDollarBill July 10, 2008
 
3.
the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT!
"that guy is fine!."
"he must be a jordan."
by loverrr April 02, 2008
 
4.
An amazingly sweet guy. A Jordan will worm his way into your heart and claim a piece of it for his own. But trust me, you won't mind. Belonging to a Jordan is the best thing that can ever happen to someone. A Jordan completes you, in every way possible. He will make you smile like an idiot, and forget how to breathe. A Jordan is irreplaceable. So if you are lucky enough to find one, hold on tight and never let go. Jordans are very special. Some of them even have the ability to make one's heart melt.
Girl one: "Where the hell have you been lately?!"
Girl two: "I got a Jordan. I've been spending all my free time with him."
Girl one: "No wayy! SHARE!!"

Girl two: "Hell no. This Jordan is alllllll mine. Get your own."
Girl one: "But they are so hard to find!!!!!"
by Jordan's girl. (: January 31, 2011
 
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Jordan in the female sense: I woman who by far outstands her peers. Incredibly, beautiful, talented, and fun-loving. Always puts others before herself. Sweet, smart girl with a sense of adventure. The perfect girlfriend. She is that kinda girl. Funny and sometimes loud and quirky. A little crazy but the good kinda crazy...
Dude, I met this girl last night, I swear she's a Jordan!
by Lady JoJo June 03, 2009
 
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An extremely loving, sweet, smart creature with amazing musical talent. Can make you laugh faster than two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass. If you catch this Legendary Pokemon you will be the best poke master out there. Lure him with music with great bass and waffles. Has an extremely large and satisfying penis.
"Hey you know that guy Ave is going out with?"
"Yeah, he is just a total Jordan"
by Sunshine90 June 17, 2008
 
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The coolest and most sexy mofo ever to walk the face of the earth. i want him to stick it in me one day and have my kids. He is soooooo hot and beautiful, but his friends are really gay yet i still want fuck him
Jordan is sooooo sexy
by S....... June 10, 2005