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1.
1). To do an impossible feat with ease.

2). When something completely unexpected happens and only the doer isn't surprised.
Example 1
Ryan: "Hey did you see Lebron James make that buzzer beater?"

Mike: "Ya! He Jords in big games."

Example 2
Brett: "Wow, what the Jord just happened?"
by Callmebrian202 March 12, 2010
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2.
Nickname for Jordan. Only one special girl can call Jordan, Jords.
Aww, Jords, you want to spend time with me?!
by thatonepersonyouneedbutidk February 20, 2013
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3.
Description of someone who doesn't fit into any particular part of the School Hierarchy. They are more of a class clown if anything, with a high inteligence but not academicaly gifted. They tend to be immature and are relluctant to act their age.
To be Jordish
To act like a Jord
To become Jorded
by jord93 December 07, 2012
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4.
a shorter term used to describe a jock and a nerd combined.
usually refers to a jock who is hardworking, but still does not get good grades.
Ryan: I must finish writing my 12 page essay for PE!
Mera: JORD!
by guess who? =] December 17, 2006
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5.
The combination of 2 words to make a simple one worded expression.

e.g. What a 'shit cunt'.

Jord = shunt

e.g. Hodgo is a massive Gimp.

Jord - Massive Gimp - MIMP
by The Jord August 27, 2008
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6.
a shorter term used to describe a jock and a nerd combined.
usually refers to a jock who is hardworking, but still does not get good grades.
Ryan: I must finish writing my 12 page essay for PE!
Mera: You are such a jord!

Ryan: OMG! I forgot to do the science reflection!
Sarah: You don't have to do it.
Ryan: What ever. I am so going to work on it while I'm playing soccer.
Sarah: What a jord.
by guess who? =] December 19, 2006
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