joo
Derogatory spelling of "Jew" for Internet message board hate mongers who need to irrationally blame someone for their frustration with or lack of success in life.
Ron Goldman's dad is a joo for suing OJ for the murder of his son.
by Astrochimp November 17, 2006
joo
Internet slang the word "you" or "your" (possessive)

Headstrong owns joo kids.
by CFX February 02, 2003
joo
A jewish man's semen/love fluid/manjuice, AKA "GOO"

Jew + Goo = JOO
I'd give that girl a white coat (see white coat) with my joo
by Albert11 February 13, 2008
joo
jewish, jooish, joobot, semitik
henry is such a joo, dirty joo, so frumpy.
by neblar January 22, 2008
joo
Another way of saying Jew just without the racist part.
Joo was created after the word "Jew" was used to much...eventually someone who was a Jew being called a Jew didn't seem much of a name calling. So to make it less Jewish the word became "joo."

Dude, your a joo.
by Stewcool November 13, 2007
joo
One of God's better jokes. In some Chinese languages, transliterated words for 'pork' or 'pig' is 'joo' or 'ju'. Of course in New York and Israel there's a homonym, for a person of a belief that doesn't (or claims they don't) eat 'joo', they are also known as jew.
Beef Niu ro Knee-oh – row
Chicken Ji ro Jee – row
Pork Zhu ro Joo – row
by Forte July 20, 2004
Joo
A Joo is any fake person of Jewish decent that is Jewish when it is only convient, usually to get out of class's or to get more gifts around holidays. (Passover, Hanukah, any other Jewish holiday). These people also preach on those day and sport their token Star of David symbol.
Natalie Lynn the biggest Joo From Bloomsburg High School
by BIznatch311 April 12, 2006

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