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A Joo is any fake person of Jewish decent that is Jewish when it is only convient, usually to get out of class's or to get more gifts around holidays. (Passover, Hanukah, any other Jewish holiday). These people also preach on those day and sport their token Star of David symbol.
Natalie Lynn the biggest Joo From Bloomsburg High School
by BIznatch311 April 12, 2006
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Someone who is very stingy (often associate with the connotation of being a jew).
After segal called "not it" for driving, everyone responded with a hearty "joos!"
by kramebang January 17, 2005
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A jewish man's semen/love fluid/manjuice, AKA "GOO"

Jew + Goo = JOO
I'd give that girl a white coat (see white coat) with my joo
by Albert11 February 13, 2008
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A person of Jewish descent. The term is used when in public and it's not appropriate to spell or say J-E-W.
That bastard ripped me off, what a J-O-O.
by Sha Grif Grif September 24, 2003
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Another way of saying Jew just without the racist part.
Joo was created after the word "Jew" was used to much...eventually someone who was a Jew being called a Jew didn't seem much of a name calling. So to make it less Jewish the word became "joo."

Dude, your a joo.
by Stewcool November 13, 2007
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a word that 1337 (leet or elite) pro's use, leik me, in online gaming. Falls into catergory of 1337 $p33c|-| (or Leet Speech). subsitutes for the word 'you' like, 'you fucking newb = *joo* fucking newb, except it would really be, 'joo f|_|(kE|\| n00B3rz!!1'
Okéi all joo n00berz, lîzten up. Fïrst öFf... Im teh Über pr0 pwnzér & knö Qüeztions a$ked, o0kay?? I pwnerêd all nöuberz fRom all lÄnd$ like Spiane---ïë.. and teh ßûlgariananic tRïbez and shiîz sô DÖNT ße mes2ën or joö'll hÄve knö heÄd ßïÄTÇH!!!11 Ökïe, seçondly ofF, dïs çlan- ïs alsö téh pwnzör l337 clan, an'd öur main spécïaltylizér is pwnzing n00bs leik joo. Okéii, and 4öuRth ÖFf, ïf, in âny such wây, jôo ïnzultz üs, joo will hÄvé t0 bé hëad-shoTtÉd ând will cO/\/\e homë fRöm schKöôl an"d Fïnd joÜ hâve n0 housë and only a pilë of n0üb ÄshEz. s0 FÜÇ|< 0Ff Joü FûKëm NoößS!
by The fuck machine February 08, 2005
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jewish, jooish, joobot, semitik
henry is such a joo, dirty joo, so frumpy.
by neblar January 22, 2008
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