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(n) A disease of the mind involving permanent affection/obsession for a "Jon" or "Jonathan" that is untreatable; complications include heart burn, heart attack, stroke, blood clots, loss of feeling, irregular menstrual flow, pregnancy, broken heart and fatalities have occurred. Seek medical and therapeutical help immediately.
Hayleigh has a severe case of Jonorrhea.

Cassandra you should really go see someone for that Jonorrhea.
by Joe Nathan II October 07, 2010