jonny greenwood

born in oxfordshire, england on the 5th of november 1971, jonny greenwood is one of the greatest musicians of all time. he is lead guitarist of the band Radiohead in which his brother, Colin Greenwood, is also a band member.
as well as guitar he plays the organ, xylo, harmonica, synthesizer, piano, recorder and makes sound effects.
he claims Frank Black, Jimmy Smith and Lee Morgan influenced him.
He appeared in Harry potter and the goblet of fire as a band member along with jarvis cocker and bandmate phil selway.

jonny greenwood is one of the greatest guitarist of all time

by jonny greenwood January 31, 2006

jonny greenwood

jonny greenwood is the most sexy and talented person of all time. he plays guitar along with many other instruments and is part of the most. virgin core band titled “radiohead.” i cant get the video of him playing both the piano and the guitar at the same time in that one life performance of “street spirit (fade out.)” he is also a film director and as i mentioned previously he is so incredibly sexy. he often abuses his guitar. kind of wishing i was the guitar but that’s a whole other kettle of fish.

person 1: “dude did you see that guy with the mushroom cut playing 6 instruments at the same time?”
person 2: “oh that’s just jonny greenwood.”

by jonnygreenwoodsguitar March 21, 2023

Jonny Greenwood

Someone who has an eery talent for creating some of the most beautiful and original sounds/songs out there.

Plays lots of instruments and with a lot of passion (arm brace, anyone?).

A large cog in the Radiohead machine.

You're a right Jonny Greenwood!
Jonny Greenwood is my idol.

by OssettRyan December 2, 2007

jonny fucking greenwood

bruh i want him to abuse me the way he abuses his guitar mmm i love you jonny

“hey i want jonny fucking greenwood’s jaw line to slit my wrist so i can give him my blood so he can live for another 1,000 years”
“oknotok”

by huehuehuehyuk July 27, 2019