A Jonny hides in the wild by covering itself in a thick layer of vehicle grease/oil, and disguising it's natural smell with that of tyres.
When domesticated, a Jonny can be put to good use in the kitchen, making tea and baked potatoes.
However, they demand excessive payment in the way of dominating your World of Warcraft
gaming time, and bottles of sherry. (They also like to take your last Marlboro
when you're not looking, and if not hidden, will also 'look after' your green
for you until they think you should smoke it with them.)
"I was walking through the park the other day, when a herd of Jonny's came flying past. One of them stole the fag right out of my mouth, and before I could say anything, they had disappeared in a cloud of dust."
The most perfect guy who would only be found in your dreams. he's sexy, the most funniest guy ever, talkative and has a deep look in his eyes and the most gorgeous smile in the world! He knows exactly how to sweep you off your feet.
"You're my jonny :-)"
A jonny is a condom!
Shit kate i ran out of jonnys
1. Coolest person on the planet.
2.Extremely powerful god that pwns everyone.
3.THE ONLY GOD.
DAMMMNN, that jonny is a god. He wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence.
A Jonny is a funny, self-conscious kid with moderate to good looks, and an extensive personality. A Jonny is usually smart and will make sure you know it.
He will usually make snide comments just because he knows he can. He's no one's best friend, but he's sometimes close.
Usually underappreciated, but still well-liked. Skinny, not very strong usually. Usually called gay by jocks and the like; untrue, a Jonny is straight.
Very opinionated, and loves easily.
Mark: Man, that shit was nasty. Probably dead rats in it.
Jonny: If there were dead rats in it, wouldn't you be poisoned? (laughingly)
Mark: Dude, shut up.
(random chick): haha.
Generally has a bigger cock then a justin
wow, he is more hung then justin, he is JONNY!!!
a young child that is retarded and addicted to things that are red.
Jonny just had a seizure
A sexy yet meterosexual bloke with a good body and dress sense. The downside is that a Jonny is arrogant but has reason to be ;)
oh my god, the only way to describe him was that he was a such a Jonny