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3.
passing off a mistake or embarassing situation in a way that makes it seem both intentional and awesome
Through skillful jonning, the trip became a perfectly executed judo roll up to her front door.
by jbmoore4 April 07, 2008
 
1.
talking about some, getting on them for something they got on or something they did or how they looked
"Man i like Jonning on crackheads"
by Wannie July 19, 2006
 
2.
verb To act like a brown Jew in a Catholic school. This includes: throwing objects at innocent people; pushing on one's chair; knowing too much about mass-murderers etc.
The country of origin is Indonesia
Girl: (pushes chair)
Girl 2: Stop Jonning me!
by CaptainPrice55 March 10, 2010