A handsome guy that typically likes brunettes with blue eyes and that are extra thicc. Usually has a big penis measuring 7-12 inches. A type of guy that will steal any girl at any given moment do to his good looks. Nickname is the Sex King.
Yo, you see that guy over there? He's definitely a Jonner.
Look at the handsome guy, he's definitively a Jonner.
Yo I wish I was a Jonner, My penis is tiny af.
by Fucboy133 December 8, 2017
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ANATOMY: in female mammals, the passage leading from the vulva to the cervix; vagina. Synonyms: cunt, poon-trap, tightlips, poo-see, poonani.
"Have a look at the b-jonner on that one!"
by Mr. E. January 9, 2005
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He’s the coolest guy you will meet he has a generous amount of dick and he pipes thots for fun.
Her: omg jonner bonner makes my pussy wet

Other her: omg you talk to jonner bonner too?
Her: yes do you?
Other her: yes, we should suck him dry
Her: yes!
by Jonas bonas November 22, 2021
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to basically bluster round and round on a topic never moving it forward but spinning your wheels in the process
look Jon and Donna this sitaution isn't moving you are now just Jonnering around the topic
by Izzy and Mike April 24, 2019
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An extra boner that is extremely long
I woke up and had a long jonner so I called the storage garage company!
by Fucker1387 November 3, 2017
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