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Being wasted beyond belief, punking everything that walks, trying to fight anyone even when you know you'll lose, over and over and over again.
(wake up in a boat of the Gulf of Mexico no matter where you're from) "Wow, I was so jonned last night!"
by Afro Jew April 24, 2010
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When you're laying there reading a novel, and a man comes up to you with an erection, forcing such erection in and out of your mouth in a thrusting-like motion.
I was winding down with a John Grisham novel and was Jonned halfway through chapter 9.
by 1800vagbags September 14, 2016
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"Man did you see peter last night he was all jonned up."

"I'm pretty jonned out right now."
by pulse.101 May 02, 2009
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