Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).
"Johnny's off to the toilet for a jonk... make sure he's locked the door"
To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.
Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!
another word for the word 'joking'
if you get bored of just using the word 'joking', use jonking instead. it's funner and it makes people laugh.
"eww your shoelaces are hideous"
"only jonking, i love them"
A delusional verve brought on by the realization of one's awesomeness
I am jonking, you are not that neato